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[siam66]

Originally Posted by Benong1975

Yaleh,I wan go try house 66 no22

That is the bird outside the window asking for water ba i think so

Hahahahaha.......you giving kangtao ji for me this Wedneday ??? Okok, if tio leow, I blanja you kopi, gum bo ??? .....hmmm....the sound so loud, must be a veri big bird lor

[siam66]

Originally Posted by TaTTooBaBy

Kns ... ur kuku polish til blink blink free giv me I oso dun wan ... kekeke

Errrr.....if polish till blink blink, skin no broken meh ???.....hehee.....

[Benong1975]

Originally Posted by TaTTooBaBy

Kns ... ur kuku polish til blink blink free giv me I oso dun wan ... kekeke

Then i dun wan clean lo,just my cum ok

Originally Posted by siam66

Hahahahaha.......you giving kangtao ji for me this Wedneday ??? Okok, if tio leow, I blanja you kopi, gum bo ??? .....hmmm....the sound so loud, must be a veri big bird lor

Blanja kopi ok but no no 22...lol

[siam66]

Originally Posted by Benong1975

Blanja kopi ok but no no 22...lol

Hahahaha.....okok, understooded leow .....I blanja you this joke first then kopi later......hehee......

Many many years ago, in Fujian province, China, there was a young, poor and uneducated man. He was very kind-hearted but he has a bad habit of spewing vulgarities whenever he open his mouth. One day while walking along the streets, he met a old lady. The old lady asked him weakly : " young man, can pity me? I havent eaten for a few days already." Without any hesitation, the young man said " sure, sure" and digged into his pocket and took out 2 cents even though he had not eaten anything too that day. Actually the old lady is a fairy, came down to test him. Then the old lady took out 2 arrows and a bow and told the man. " These arrows are special ones and everytime you make a wish, just shoot the arrow into the sky and your wish will come true !!!".

So the young man took the arrows and bow and thank the old lady. While walking home, he decided to test whether what the old lady said is true ornot? So he started thinking what he want.....hmmm....a big house?....a lot of money?.......beautiful girls?........etc etc....but only 2 arrows, how? Suddenly a bright idea came into his mind. He took an arrow, placed near the bow and aim it into the sky. Before he released it, he shouted out loud :" Wa simi lanjiao pun ai !!!!!!" and released the arrow. Suddenly he started to shiver many times and realised that there are many lanjiaos stucked on his body. Got pig ones, horse ones, cow ones, dog ones..etc etc....He started to panic and without thinking, quickly took out the second arrow, aim and shouted out loud : " Wa simi lanjiao pun mai leow !!!"....he started to shiver again and when the shivering stop, he realised his own lanjiao also gone leow !!!!!

[Benong1975]

Originally Posted by siam66

Hahahaha.....okok, understooded leow .....I blanja you this joke first then kopi later......hehee......

Many many years ago, in Fujian province, China, there was a young, poor and uneducated man. He was very kind-hearted but he has a bad habit of spewing vulgarities whenever he open his mouth. One day while walking along the streets, he met a old lady. The old lady asked him weakly : " young man, can pity me? I havent eaten for a few days already." Without any hesitation, the young man said " sure, sure" and digged into his pocket and took out 2 cents even though he had not eaten anything too that day. Actually the old lady is a fairy, came down to test him. Then the old lady took out 2 arrows and a bow and told the man. " These arrows are special ones and everytime you make a wish, just shoot the arrow into the sky and your wish will come true !!!".

So the young man took the arrows and bow and thank the old lady. While walking home, he decided to test whether what the old lady said is true ornot? So he started thinking what he want.....hmmm....a big house?....a lot of money?.......beautiful girls?........etc etc....but only 2 arrows, how? Suddenly a bright idea came into his mind. He took an arrow, placed near the bow and aim it into the sky. Before he released it, he shouted out loud :" Wa simi lanjiao pun ai !!!!!!" and released the arrow. Suddenly he started to shiver many times and realised that there are many lanjiaos stucked on his body. Got pig ones, horse ones, cow ones, dog ones..etc etc....He started to panic and without thinking, quickly took out the second arrow, aim and shouted out loud : " Wa simi lanjiao pun mai leow !!!"....he started to shiver again and when the shivering stop, he realised his own lanjiao also gone leow !!!!!

Wahaha....

[TaTTooBaBy]

Originally Posted by siam66

Errrr.....if polish till blink blink, skin no broken meh ???.....hehee.....

His skin broken no my prob ... kekeke

[Turtle]

Originally Posted by justl00king

U let my submarine enter your harbour and we find out! hahaha

Submarine too small, must be aircraft carrier then she will let you in.... keke

[TaTTooBaBy]

Originally Posted by Turtle

Submarine too small, must be aircraft carrier then she will let you in.... keke

Mine is private de .. oso cannot ...

[siam66]

Originally Posted by TaTTooBaBy

Mine is private de .. oso cannot ...

Hahahahaha......will trespassers be prosecuted ??? .....hehee......

[TaTTooBaBy]

Originally Posted by siam66

Hahahahaha......will trespassers be prosecuted ??? .....hehee......

Hehe ... will b severely prosecuted ... kekeke

[ctchua]

Originally Posted by TaTTooBaBy

Hehe ... will b severely prosecuted ... kekeke

lilat siam siam tio rotan liao....

[justl00king]

Originally Posted by TaTTooBaBy

Hehe ... will b severely prosecuted ... kekeke

How severe? Tied up in chains and become your sex slave?

[siam66]

Originally Posted by TaTTooBaBy

Hehe ... will b severely prosecuted ... kekeke

Originally Posted by ctchua

lilat siam siam tio rotan liao....

Chey.....kena rotan only mah.....nothing one lar machiam give bicycle long tio nia mah.........hehee........

[siam66]

Originally Posted by justl00king

How severe? Tied up in chains and become your sex slave?

Hahahaha.........maybe got hot candle wax dripping too .......hehee........

[TaTTooBaBy]

Originally Posted by ctchua

lilat siam siam tio rotan liao....

Jitao tok tiao liao ... hehe ...