Girls who are cock-teasers in Sammyboy

[2centsworth]

Noticed there are 800+ views since I posted 'Tribute to 90s toilet door' but there is only 1 comment. Guess no one can accuse this thread of TCSS. The next piece is about Sammyboyfor. I pm-ed him out of courtesy before posting it. He says it's fine but commented that it could be made more insulting. Well, I think piecing together what I know of him and making the information rhymes is funny. There's no need to be insulting in this case. The insulting pieces will come later. Comments?

Sammyboyfor

I am Sammy end with for
I’m the one who owns it all
I think I am very nice
Always tell you stay from vice
Whores are meant for us to share
Why you marry and take care?
Advice, advise get it right
If not I’ll be soon in sight

I get swamped with new demand
When you want new ways of fun
Freelance Dome has split to three
Soccer forum added free
Now we have a new chatroom
Freelance go there business bloom
Start a forum for F B?
So you don’t write in Orgy...?

TCSS is just fine
As long as you write few line
People ask on sexual health
See a doctor, don’t save wealth
You poke half way condom break
See a doctor why you wait?
Sammy always say don’t meet
Last time got guys kenna beat
I am Sammy end with for
I’m the one who owns it all.

[blohsg]

hahaha nice

[Reoxy]

Originally Posted by 2centsworth

Sammyboyfor

I am Sammy end with for
I’m the one who owns it all
。

Now, This, I Like.

[Believe or not]

good work bro , keep it on.

Start camp now

[2centsworth]

This thread will end after 2 more poems, I think. Thanks to a lot of silent readers, this thread has passed 10,000 views. Girls, be careful when you seek FB.

Be safe, not sorry.

You girls sure you aren’t a tart?
With some words your leg will part
Meet some guys you think they care
Later then you know they share
Share what thing I hear you say
Share a good fuck like some gay
I poke he poke we take turn
When it’s done your pussy burn

Good man don’t come Sammy Boy
Good man won’t think you are toy
Guys who fuck and never pay
You will meet them one fine day
Happy People Seem to Shine???
Are you just a concubine???
Tell you F B cannot try
Don’t come later here to cry

[hundredson]

This threadstarter is a poet

[eeemen]

Good stuff bros. Thanks for sharing!! Eh, why end after 2 peoms? We want more!! , cheers bros ...................

[raddingu]

2centsworth, read your first poem Dear Cock Teaser and LoveAngel's reply and I was inspired! I whipped this up as a sequel of sorts.

Untitled.

Dear Cock Teaser,
Dear Skirt Chaser,
You are the car, you are the calvary,
Stuck in the game of Monopoly.

Hotels are your objective,
And you rush to make conquest.
Avoiding the jail card, that is imperative.
I will be praying for free parking.

Seeking sexual gratification,
Hopefully with no ramifications.
You hide your true disposition,
And offer yourselves to an illicit proposition.

The promise of a secret escape,
One not bound by destiny or fate.
So throw the dice and take 13 steps forward.
You've passed Go, you may collect 200 dollars.

But have you not yet noticed?
No matter how many hotels you own,
Or how much free parking you can get,
The game always ends, and you start at go again.
That's just what monopoly is, a sick cycle carousel.
But draw the wrong card and you may never pass go again.

[2centsworth]

Originally Posted by raddingu

2centsworth, read your first poem Dear Cock Teaser and LoveAngel's reply and I was inspired! I whipped this up as a sequel of sorts.

Hey nice poem. Makes a lot of sense. How to move 13 steps forward in Monopoly with 2 dice? Please share more if you can.

[blohsg]

Originally Posted by raddingu

2centsworth, read your first poem Dear Cock Teaser and LoveAngel's reply and I was inspired! I whipped this up as a sequel of sorts.

nice whip up excellent take on Monopoly !

hahah go directly to jail ... do not pass go do not collect M$200

2CentsWorth : what's your next limerick in line ?

[raddingu]

Originally Posted by 2centsworth

Hey nice poem. Makes a lot of sense. How to move 13 steps forward in Monopoly with 2 dice? Please share more if you can.

I had wanted to insert a connotation that no one really plays by the rules and how it reflects both board game and swinging, but I took it out cos' i was pressed for time. Would've been a nice touch had I followed through.

On hindsight I didnt make a lot of effort to rhyme or structure it, and in fact I actually had to cut out 1/3 of the original cos' it didn't make sense! I had previously put myself inside the poem. So I had to omit that out. That one will show itself later.

Maybe we should have a erotic poetry/literature thread? Cos this one the thread like very ambiguous- At first I thought this was a hate-rant thread.

[rouselouse]

This is raddingu, I decided to change nick cos' it just seemed too gibberish to type.

[2centsworth]

Originally Posted by raddingu

Maybe we should have a erotic poetry/literature thread? Cos this one the thread like very ambiguous- At first I thought this was a hate-rant thread.

Oh this is originally a hate-rant thread against girls who just turn up and expect to be showered with love. I think such girls need to wake up. Privately, there are many girls who think such girls give the SBF sisters a bad name. A lot of ladies here really contribute to the forum, instead of leeching of it. Let me give you an example of what I'm ranting against. Fresh from today http://sammyreviews.store/showthread.php?t=241968. I took what she wrote and came up with this poem. Try reading it in a high pitch voice. Make it funny.

You guys think I sibeh hiao
Today come here find lan jiao
I spread my legs you fuck free
When can we go la kopi?
I got boyfriend do you mind?
Such a good deal where to find
His cock I think not so good
Do you guys have bigger wood?
Find a man for every night
Fuck me Darling All your might

Why don't you start a new thread and I come join you when I'm free? I do try to give myself a challenge in this thread by self-limiting my limericks to 7 syllables per line and 8 or 10 lines per paragraph. I find telling a story or sharing my view with such self-imposed restriction make writing every poem a little more fun.

[2centsworth]

Originally Posted by eeemen

Eh, why end after 2 peoms? We want more!!

Well, I thought no one is interested. This thread actually went dead for 2 weeks. A lot of readers but no one posts comments. Every new comment refreshes the thread back to page 1. Without a new comment, this thread just got forgotten. I only re-started this thread after the SBF sister (whom I wrote remembering you for) told me to continue to post. Things also didn't go so smoothly since I met this sister. Got disenchanted for a while.

I actually wanted to write a Liverpool poem for our Anfield bros here. What do you think?

Eighteen hundred ninety two
Red Club Born in Liverpool
That Year is our club milestone
You Will Never Walk Alone

[Chanelfingers]

Thanks for sharing!