Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[HornyKingKong]

Originally Posted by etsys

for the lost souls, Lee Iacocca was head of Ford and later Chrysler.. who was fighting the Japanese in the U.S. Automobile market...

his name stands for :

I
Am
Chairman
Of
Chrysler
Corporation
America.

[EternalFrame]

Originally Posted by HornyKingKong

his name stands for :

I
Am
Chairman
Of
Chrysler
Corporation
America.

Very nice!!

[etsys]

Originally Posted by HornyKingKong

his name stands for :

I
Am
Chairman
Of
Chrysler
Corporation
America.

that I really didn't know

[JohnbassLAOBU]

Originally Posted by HornyKingKong

his name stands for :

I
Am
Chairman
Of
Chrysler
Corporation
America.

nice one here.

[bigbirdbird]

There are at least EIGHT types of ORGASM of a WOMAN.


1. The Optimist - Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes..................


2. The Pessimist - Oh No, Oh No, Oh No....................


3. The Confused - Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No............


4. The Traveler - Ahh, I'm coming, I'm coming.............


5. The Religious - Oh God, Oh God.........................


6. The Userer - Ahh, More, More, More.....................


7. The Murderer - Ahh, If you take it out, I'll kill you...


8. The Submariner - Mmm...OHHH...Deeper...Go DEEPER !!

[bigbirdbird]

There Are Four Kinds Of Sex

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.

[bigbirdbird]

Who Will Get the Coveted Place?


Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day.

They both met with an angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven.

The angel said: "Unfortunately, there's only one space in Heaven today so I must decide which one of you will be admitted."

The angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly took off her top and said: "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."

The angel thanked Dolly, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question.

The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushed it without saying a word.

The Angel immediately said: "OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven."

Dolly was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?

"Sorry, Dolly," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are."

[lobangkingz]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

There are at least EIGHT types of ORGASM of a WOMAN.


1. The Optimist - Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes..................


2. The Pessimist - Oh No, Oh No, Oh No....................


3. The Confused - Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No............


4. The Traveler - Ahh, I'm coming, I'm coming.............


5. The Religious - Oh God, Oh God.........................


6. The Userer - Ahh, More, More, More.....................


7. The Murderer - Ahh, If you take it out, I'll kill you...


8. The Submariner - Mmm...OHHH...Deeper...Go DEEPER !!

Hahaha.. this is good.

[KnowItAll]

these jokes really good...

[blackfaceborji]

Originally Posted by KnowItAll

these jokes really good...

Fully agreed that good...

[DMAStup]

Very good jokes, thanks!!

[baconly]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Who Will Get the Coveted Place?


Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day.

They both met with an angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven.

The angel said: "Unfortunately, there's only one space in Heaven today so I must decide which one of you will be admitted."

The angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly took off her top and said: "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."

The angel thanked Dolly, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question.

The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushed it without saying a word.

The Angel immediately said: "OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven."

Dolly was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?

"Sorry, Dolly," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are."

WTF lmao nice joke

[JacquesCrusoe]

Thks to all who posted jokes.

[Corei59]

Thks all for sharing jokes.

[lipe]

Do you know the difference between education and experience?


Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don’t.



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