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Old 08-06-2011, 01:29 AM
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Re: Girls who are cock-teasers in Sammyboy

Our bro 2centsworth here is really creative!
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Old 08-06-2011, 03:51 AM
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Re: Girls who are cock-teasers in Sammyboy

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You guys think I sibeh hiao
Today come here find lan jiao
I spread my legs you fuck free
When can we go la kopi?
I got boyfriend do you mind?
Such a good deal where to find
His cock I think not so good
Do you guys have bigger wood?
Find a man for every night
Fuck me Darling All your might
Like the local flavour u added to your latest piece. Cheers
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Old 08-06-2011, 05:38 AM
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Re: Girls who are cock-teasers in Sammyboy

hmm so there are really cheebyes to be found on the forums??
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Old 08-06-2011, 11:03 AM
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Re: Girls who are cock-teasers in Sammyboy

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hmm so there are really cheebyes to be found on the forums??
Increasingly.....
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Old 08-06-2011, 01:14 PM
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Re: Girls who are cock-teasers in Sammyboy

My humble contribution & support... pardon & pai-seh if not up to standard.
Came up with limerick as I was pondering why I've been surfing SBF more often these past months... hahaha...
Keep up good work TS (& other worthy contributors) ~ this thread is just too funny & good a read to let "die"


Why Are We Here?

We come from all walks of life
Look for gals other than wife
Some say they are Towkay-Lang
Others snigger "Mai Dua Kang!"
Many like to check out pics
Drool & wank at hot nude chicks
Some post stories out to share
Others lay their hearts out bare
Lonely hearts & lusty loins
Try luck here find one to join
Now with more gals here to tease
Many old birds sigh "Oh geez"
Meet-ups, dates plenty galore
Hope not hoax & pray to score
Points up points down should we care
Keep it cool don't curse & swear
We come here to enjoy "vice"
Let's be friendly let's play nice
S-B-F fun to pass time
I missed lunch to post & rhyme!?!?
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Old 08-06-2011, 05:03 PM
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Re: Girls who are cock-teasers in Sammyboy

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hmm so there are really cheebyes to be found on the forums??
I thought you are Oyster Lover?

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My humble contribution & support... pardon & pai-seh if not up to standard.
Thanks. I like your post a lot. Very nice.
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Old 08-06-2011, 05:10 PM
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Re: Girls who are cock-teasers in Sammyboy

All of my previous posts are straight-forward limericks. You get the whole short story each time. However, such straight-forward limericks miss out on 1 key element that is found in other sex stories here. The feeling of anticipation; not knowing how the story will develop. I do wonder if I can write a multiple episode sex story, like in other threads, via limericks. Here's my first attempt.

Death of a SBF Nick

There’s a brother among us
In him his wife does not trust
Got caught writing sex story
Now his nick is history
Wife now know of S B F
Nag him until almost deaf
Saw a P M that feel strange
Wife seek advice for some change

Added wife on M S N
Chat and found out she is Gwen
Flies around the world for work
Husband at home went berserk
He got lonely and horny
Marriage start to get thorny
Got his nick and start to post
Many threads he start to host
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Old 08-06-2011, 08:36 PM
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Re: Girls who are cock-teasers in Sammyboy

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Why Are We Here?

We come from all walks of life
Look for gals other than wife
Some say they are Towkay-Lang
Others snigger "Mai Dua Kang!"
Many like to check out pics
Drool & wank at hot nude chicks
Some post stories out to share
Others lay their hearts out bare
Lonely hearts & lusty loins
Try luck here find one to join
Now with more gals here to tease
Many old birds sigh "Oh geez"
Meet-ups, dates plenty galore
Hope not hoax & pray to score
Points up points down should we care
Keep it cool don't curse & swear
We come here to enjoy "vice"
Let's be friendly let's play nice
S-B-F fun to pass time
I missed lunch to post & rhyme!?!?
Darling, very nice one!!

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You guys think I sibeh hiao
Today come here find lan jiao
I spread my legs you fuck free
When can we go la kopi?
I got boyfriend do you mind?
Such a good deal where to find
His cock I think not so good
Do you guys have bigger wood?
Find a man for every night
Fuck me Darling All your might
.
So crude!! But I like!
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Old 08-06-2011, 10:46 PM
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Re: Girls who are cock-teasers in Sammyboy

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I do wonder if I can write a multiple episode sex story, like in other threads, via limericks. Here's my first attempt.
TS: Looking forward to more installments!


Okie, last one from me ~ TS & his thread has somehow gotten me limerick-ing & rhyming away the entire day! Hahaha...
As I was paying cash to this uncle at 2nd-hand book store, I instinctively blurted out

"Uncle Uncle got change bor?
If not I go break cash hor!
"
(As I burst out laughing in self amusement, uncle grins back to say "Ooh Lah Ooh Lah Mai kan-cheong!")


Anyways, below limerick is a tongue in cheek dedication to the cheonging bros out there - purely for fun & humour ok?
Disclaimer: below characterization is purely 小女子's very cursory observation of threads in FL Domes - 请多多见谅!
Character in limerick is fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental


A Cheongster's Monologue

I am horny and I'm free
Check out Dome 1, 2 or 3?
Look see look see FRs there
Trust that caring bros will share
If got photos largi best
Proof of chiobu not so stressed
Wordy FRs make good wank
FRs with points help me rank
O L, Milf or S Y T
Who will be lucky lady?
Check stats & make sure I like
Glowing FRs get me psyched
PM contact I shall wait
As I check my Vit M state
If experience above par
For sure will post own FR!
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Old 09-06-2011, 10:28 AM
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Re: Girls who are cock-teasers in Sammyboy

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Thanks for sharing!
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this thread is just too funny & good a read to let "die"
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So crude!! But I like!
Thanks ladies. Your support is deeply appreciated. Recently, I've been accused of hating ALL female samsters. The more I explain that I'm only targetting stupid cock-teasers, the longer and angrier the pm became. Sigh. Give up. Can't convince all that I don't dislike ALL ladies in this forum. My little thanks to the 3 ladies. Incorporated your nicks into a poem that hopefully shows that I don't dislike all the ladies here.


Women Bashing doubts linger
Chanel, why they point finger
Truth may not be so cordial
Love won’t always have Angel
People who slam what I say
Better that we go our way
I write what I feel is right
You like, give me Hickeybite
Girls who support seem so rare
Am I such a big nightmare?


Hickeybites, you write like a man!
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Old 09-06-2011, 03:22 PM
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Re: Girls who are cock-teasers in Sammyboy

Nicely incorporated with all 3 nicks ...

You mean the women are complaining to you in PM ?

Well ... your latest limerick says it all then.
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Re: Girls who are cock-teasers in Sammyboy

This one was part of the piece that was in the Monopoly poem, but because it had to much 'me' inside I took it out.

Truth be told none of you may ever meet me,
Anonymity, aren't we all, really?
Temptation albeit is heavily leaning,
And morality is teetering, but never quite fleeting.

I tell myself, if she fucks up again
There wont be another try again.
I'll be the fuck up long past overdue.
Like the man in the mirror, staring back at you.
Wondering who is this other, you never really knew.
I'll start a Fight Club, fists and blood adieu
Join an orgy "Good riddance to fucking you".

Adieu.
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Re: Girls who are cock-teasers in Sammyboy

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This one was part of the piece that was in the Monopoly poem, but because it had to much 'me' inside I took it out.
Definitely deals an impact... overall I like how your clever play of Monopoly against sexual games.

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Hickeybites, you write like a man!
Thanks TS for honouring my nick in your poem!
Didn't really strike me that that I wrote like a man until further perusal of the poems!
Well, the self-imposed restriction of 7-syllable & subject-matter definitely macho-fied my writing style...
Therefore I humbly submit a poem with a (hopefully ~ fingers crossed) more feminine slant.
Subject matter is about Friends with Benefits or FBs but from a female/sisterly perspective ~ so less bump & grind

Poem is written for/with my encounter in mind ~ he & I also coined times spent together as "my escape".


To You... My Escape

Unexpected encounter
Usual? I would say never
Wit, humour he did portray
Funny stories ruled the day
Not in search of any fling
That's hardly my kind of thing
Shared connection here instead
Lasting memories in our heads
He makes me laugh, makes me smile
Time flies past - it's like long while
We had kisses; we did touch
We did oh-oh-oh so much!
With fondness I will look back
Times when we jumped in the sack
Commit first to stay as friends
Never let sep'rate lives blend
Should we meet along the streets
Not a smile nor would we greet
Such is truth 'bout this escape
Safe in hearts from taking shape
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Old 10-06-2011, 12:39 AM
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Re: Girls who are cock-teasers in Sammyboy

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This one was part of the piece that was in the Monopoly poem, but because it had to much 'me' inside I took it out.
Thanks for sharing. Very nice. Contribute whenever you can. No issues with me.

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Thanks TS for honouring my nick in your poem!
Didn't really strike me that that I wrote like a man until further perusal of the poems!
You're welcome. This poem is definitely very feminine. Lucky guy he is.
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Old 10-06-2011, 12:43 AM
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Re: Girls who are cock-teasers in Sammyboy

Thanks for your support.

People zap me. Why you think?
Because I don’t sing same hymm
Different views they aren’t so keen
Nature always come in green??? (Naturegreen)
Every morning, Awaken (awaken)
Cock rise up like Big Dragon
Guys do worry about didi
Meet liao P D no E D (Pink Divinyls)

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Sure strike 4 D, no need wait
Alan Zero Three Three Eight (Alan0338)
Twelve combi easy create (System bet 12 combinations only right?)
Ah Pui number why so long... (Ahpui123123)
How to keep you in this song?
Thank you brother hundred son (Hundredson)
Think of number that’s not fun

Write well can bed some Chio Bu?
If it’s true, I shout yohooo (Yohooo)
Simply horny says it all (Simply horny)
Make him cum from every pore
Next come brother Ra Ding Gu (Raddinggu)
Here find FB Tan Gu Gu... (wait long long)
Oyster always have Lover (Oysterlover)
Cheebye here have, come find girl (relevant to your post hor?)
Thanks for meeting, Sister Fail (Fail)
I am chatty, that is real

There’s a brother call Fatfart (Fatfart, what else? Haha)
I see him I try to dart
Wait the smell I can’t take man...
Run fast fast need Fourhorseman (Fourhorseman)
One nick I see think of food
Eeemen cooked by fire of wood? (Eeemen)
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