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Re: Girls who are cock-teasers in Sammyboy
Our bro 2centsworth here is really creative!
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hmm so there are really cheebyes to be found on the forums??
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Increasingly.....
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My humble contribution & support... pardon & pai-seh if not up to standard.
Came up with limerick as I was pondering why I've been surfing SBF more often these past months... hahaha... Keep up good work TS (& other worthy contributors) ~ this thread is just too funny & good a read to let "die" ![]() Why Are We Here? We come from all walks of life Look for gals other than wife Some say they are Towkay-Lang Others snigger "Mai Dua Kang!" Many like to check out pics Drool & wank at hot nude chicks Some post stories out to share Others lay their hearts out bare Lonely hearts & lusty loins Try luck here find one to join Now with more gals here to tease Many old birds sigh "Oh geez" Meet-ups, dates plenty galore Hope not hoax & pray to score Points up points down should we care Keep it cool don't curse & swear We come here to enjoy "vice" Let's be friendly let's play nice S-B-F fun to pass time I missed lunch to post & rhyme!?!? ![]() ![]()
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All of my previous posts are straight-forward limericks. You get the whole short story each time. However, such straight-forward limericks miss out on 1 key element that is found in other sex stories here. The feeling of anticipation; not knowing how the story will develop. I do wonder if I can write a multiple episode sex story, like in other threads, via limericks. Here's my first attempt.
Death of a SBF Nick
There’s a brother among us In him his wife does not trust Got caught writing sex story Now his nick is history Wife now know of S B F Nag him until almost deaf Saw a P M that feel strange Wife seek advice for some change Added wife on M S N Chat and found out she is Gwen Flies around the world for work Husband at home went berserk He got lonely and horny Marriage start to get thorny Got his nick and start to post Many threads he start to host |
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Okie, last one from me ~ TS & his thread has somehow gotten me limerick-ing & rhyming away the entire day! Hahaha... As I was paying cash to this uncle at 2nd-hand book store, I instinctively blurted out "Uncle Uncle got change bor? If not I go break cash hor!" (As I burst out laughing in self amusement, uncle grins back to say "Ooh Lah Ooh Lah Mai kan-cheong!") Anyways, below limerick is a tongue in cheek dedication to the cheonging bros out there - purely for fun & humour ok? ![]() Disclaimer: below characterization is purely 小女子's very cursory observation of threads in FL Domes - 请多多见谅! Character in limerick is fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental ![]() A Cheongster's Monologue
I am horny and I'm free Check out Dome 1, 2 or 3? Look see look see FRs there Trust that caring bros will share If got photos largi best Proof of chiobu not so stressed Wordy FRs make good wank FRs with points help me rank O L, Milf or S Y T Who will be lucky lady? Check stats & make sure I like Glowing FRs get me psyched PM contact I shall wait As I check my Vit M state If experience above par For sure will post own FR!
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Thanks ladies. Your support is deeply appreciated. Recently, I've been accused of hating ALL female samsters. The more I explain that I'm only targetting stupid cock-teasers, the longer and angrier the pm became. Sigh. Give up. Can't convince all that I don't dislike ALL ladies in this forum. My little thanks to the 3 ladies. Incorporated your nicks into a poem that hopefully shows that I don't dislike all the ladies here.
Women Bashing doubts linger Chanel, why they point finger Truth may not be so cordial Love won’t always have Angel People who slam what I say Better that we go our way I write what I feel is right You like, give me Hickeybite Girls who support seem so rare Am I such a big nightmare? Hickeybites, you write like a man! ![]() |
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Nicely incorporated with all 3 nicks ...
You mean the women are complaining to you in PM ? Well ... your latest limerick says it all then. |
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This one was part of the piece that was in the Monopoly poem, but because it had to much 'me' inside I took it out.
Truth be told none of you may ever meet me,
Anonymity, aren't we all, really? Temptation albeit is heavily leaning, And morality is teetering, but never quite fleeting. I tell myself, if she fucks up again There wont be another try again. I'll be the fuck up long past overdue. Like the man in the mirror, staring back at you. Wondering who is this other, you never really knew. I'll start a Fight Club, fists and blood adieu Join an orgy "Good riddance to fucking you". Adieu. |
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Thanks TS for honouring my nick in your poem! ![]() Didn't really strike me that that I wrote like a man until further perusal of the poems! Well, the self-imposed restriction of 7-syllable & subject-matter definitely macho-fied my writing style... ![]() Therefore I humbly submit a poem with a (hopefully ~ fingers crossed) more feminine slant. Subject matter is about Friends with Benefits or FBs but from a female/sisterly perspective ~ so less bump & grind ![]() Poem is written for/with my encounter in mind ~ he & I also coined times spent together as "my escape". To You... My Escape
Unexpected encounter Usual? I would say never Wit, humour he did portray Funny stories ruled the day Not in search of any fling That's hardly my kind of thing Shared connection here instead Lasting memories in our heads He makes me laugh, makes me smile Time flies past - it's like long while We had kisses; we did touch We did oh-oh-oh so much! With fondness I will look back Times when we jumped in the sack Commit first to stay as friends Never let sep'rate lives blend Should we meet along the streets Not a smile nor would we greet Such is truth 'bout this escape Safe in hearts from taking shape
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You're welcome. This poem is definitely very feminine. Lucky guy he is. |
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Thanks for your support.
People zap me. Why you think? Because I don’t sing same hymm Different views they aren’t so keen Nature always come in green??? (Naturegreen) Every morning, Awaken (awaken) Cock rise up like Big Dragon Guys do worry about didi Meet liao P D no E D (Pink Divinyls) Owl heng heng eight eight eight (Owl888) Sure strike 4 D, no need wait Alan Zero Three Three Eight (Alan0338) Twelve combi easy create (System bet 12 combinations only right?) Ah Pui number why so long... (Ahpui123123) How to keep you in this song? Thank you brother hundred son (Hundredson) Think of number that’s not fun Write well can bed some Chio Bu? If it’s true, I shout yohooo (Yohooo) Simply horny says it all (Simply horny) Make him cum from every pore Next come brother Ra Ding Gu (Raddinggu) Here find FB Tan Gu Gu... (wait long long) Oyster always have Lover (Oysterlover) Cheebye here have, come find girl (relevant to your post hor?) Thanks for meeting, Sister Fail (Fail) I am chatty, that is real There’s a brother call Fatfart (Fatfart, what else? Haha) I see him I try to dart Wait the smell I can’t take man... Run fast fast need Fourhorseman (Fourhorseman) One nick I see think of food Eeemen cooked by fire of wood? (Eeemen) Sean just like his sixty nine (Sean69) I lick, you suck, we do fine Thanks for reading, I talk rot Up to you Believe or Not (Believe or not) |
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