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[FuLuSh0u]

Originally Posted by Lovingme

One story before I go to next house for visiting again
Due to serving in NS, i missed the cny celebration doing guard duty in 2014, so didn't get to visit my relatives, and my cousins of course
When i visited in 2015, the usual questions from relatives came, why no gf ah, which uni u going etc etc..

But what I didn't realise is that, my super close male cousin had a new gf, he had dumped his old gf but i didn't knew that. After all the usual greetings, the youngsters started to sit around and talk cock, thats when i notice a new hot girl.. She was tall, toned and tan, just the type I liked. She came late into the room and sat opposite me and my cousin as it was the last seat..

I whispered to my cousin " eh wah she dam chio sia, look at that thigh, would love to rub it if I'm the bf "
Usually he would be agreeing with me, or beo her together with me
But this time he just slapped my forehead and said " Bro, thats my gf lah.. "

Lucky he didn't really care and months later we would still meet up and talk cock sing song haha

Later going to his house again, hope he hasn't change gf yet hahaha

haha jialat lah

[VietnamMen]

Thank you for sharing jialat stories

[LucKyYEaR]

Originally Posted by Lovingme

One story before I go to next house for visiting again
Due to serving in NS, i missed the cny celebration doing guard duty in 2014, so didn't get to visit my relatives, and my cousins of course
When i visited in 2015, the usual questions from relatives came, why no gf ah, which uni u going etc etc..

But what I didn't realise is that, my super close male cousin had a new gf, he had dumped his old gf but i didn't knew that. After all the usual greetings, the youngsters started to sit around and talk cock, thats when i notice a new hot girl.. She was tall, toned and tan, just the type I liked. She came late into the room and sat opposite me and my cousin as it was the last seat..

I whispered to my cousin " eh wah she dam chio sia, look at that thigh, would love to rub it if I'm the bf "
Usually he would be agreeing with me, or beo her together with me
But this time he just slapped my forehead and said " Bro, thats my gf lah.. "

Lucky he didn't really care and months later we would still meet up and talk cock sing song haha

Later going to his house again, hope he hasn't change gf yet hahaha

Your cousin gf also beo? LucKyYEaR ahead bro.

[Qilim]

Originally Posted by Wendy11a

ang mo tua kang?

WTF big hole?

[LarkyYear]

Originally Posted by LucKyYEaR

Your cousin gf also beo? LucKyYEaR ahead bro.

People's cousin you also want to kaypo?

[SibueyJiaLat]

Thank you for your jialat story during CNY.

Gong xi fa cai.

Originally Posted by zDante

Happy Chinese New Year everyone!

I would like to share one of my jialat story, you all decide jialat or not la 😂


Met this lady that I like very much so we went out for 3 dates. 1st and second dates nothing happen but 3rd dates is the jia Lat day

So after our 3rd date, I promise her to assist moving her things to her new HDB. When everything was done, I was in her room with her. Imagine, lights dim with soft music playing, air cond on. Nobody was at home too except us.

We were on the bed not lying down but sitting side by side.

'Hey, I am very tired la' she said
'Oh, come lie on my lap then I can sayang you' I replied and she did of course laid on my lap. After few minutes of touching her hair and massaging her, she look straight into my eyes. My hearts was really pounding that time.

So... I was thinking, to confess to her my feeing or ONS. FYI, I just broke up with my ex few months back so I really wanted her to be my Gf.

I decided to confess to her which was the wrong move. She said it was too fast and she wanted to have fun first. Oh fckkkk... I should have just rape her. Hahah jokes.

Anyway the following day, my gay friend which is her best friend told me I wasted my chance to get laid because that time she was very turn on by my touch and wanted me to made the move to kiss her. She tell everything to the gay dude.

Arghhg.... Huat a~ jia lat a~

[SibueyJiaLat]

Thank you for your jialat story during CNY.

Gong xi fa cai.

Originally Posted by Lovingme

One story before I go to next house for visiting again
Due to serving in NS, i missed the cny celebration doing guard duty in 2014, so didn't get to visit my relatives, and my cousins of course
When i visited in 2015, the usual questions from relatives came, why no gf ah, which uni u going etc etc..

But what I didn't realise is that, my super close male cousin had a new gf, he had dumped his old gf but i didn't knew that. After all the usual greetings, the youngsters started to sit around and talk cock, thats when i notice a new hot girl.. She was tall, toned and tan, just the type I liked. She came late into the room and sat opposite me and my cousin as it was the last seat..

I whispered to my cousin " eh wah she dam chio sia, look at that thigh, would love to rub it if I'm the bf "
Usually he would be agreeing with me, or beo her together with me
But this time he just slapped my forehead and said " Bro, thats my gf lah.. "

Lucky he didn't really care and months later we would still meet up and talk cock sing song haha

Later going to his house again, hope he hasn't change gf yet hahaha

[HaPPyNEwYear]

HaPPyNEwYear to all and thank you TS for this thread.

[ZeNitHSwiSS]

Support bro SibueyJialat. Happy New Year.

[NewHampshire]

TS, thank you for funny laughing thread.

[Slaveatwork]

Originally Posted by SibueyJiaLat

First of all, when he makes money he dun remember us or hardly saw him for 2 years. When he lost money he came meet us to tell us jialat sad story. I do not have 500k how to save anyone?

People who once made money can make money back again. Worst is those so called friends who talk bad about him when he's down. Mostly just jealous they can never ever be well to do but just losers for the rest of their lives

[CreditSuise]

Originally Posted by herotan

wah, just found this thread today. It does lighten up my day

just to share my jialat story.

About 2 years ago my wife suddenly told me her pms never come. I was like huh? cant be leh. so asked her to do self-test. Found out positive. I was like siao lah, we were not prepared for this. So I asked her when we did? she said one night that I was very drunk. I had no impression at all leh.
Eversince that incident, we never make love liao. I scared.
Now u know why I chiong liao. Hahaha.

Anyone has such encounter?

So funny this story

[ZenithSuise]

Support bro SibuehJialat. Happy New Year

[HapyNewYear]

HapyNewYear to all and thank you TS for this thread

[SibueyJiaLat]

Thank you for all your support here.

Please posts all your jialat stories to share here.