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[Rickey]

Originally Posted by asiancigar

City 1 - 3 United

Tan ku ku ahh...already kena another goal from corner kick....stupid Amad headed the ball across his own goal to the head of Gvardiol who jumped highest to head in the ball with banana seeing stars...this idiot banana shd really be sold, conceded goals from so many corner kicks already...still don't know how to handle corner kicks...he shd cum out to claim the ball as it floats across his goal but that guy just stood still on his line n watch the ball fly past him ...liao liao lah

[lacoruna69]

HT : City 1-0 United

Amorim shows who's boss dropping Rashford and Garnacho. Both not even on the bench.

Mount early injured again....looks serious....

Pussies shows vulnerability again dealing with set pieces and concede goal with superb header from Gvardiol.

Hojlund needs to control his temper collecting an unnecessary yellow for retaliation against Walker.

Pussies holds up City quite well with Ugarte in outstanding form. But sadly they couldn't create any decent chances to trouble Ederson.

[Rickey]

Originally Posted by lacoruna69

City v United at the Etihad at 12.30am 16 Dec 2024.

Amorim's first Manchester derby.

City is not exactly in the form we are so accustomed to lately.
Pep Guardiola’s men have now suffered seven defeats from their last ten matches across all competitions.

Can the pussies rise up to the occasion just like they did last season against City in the FA Cup final?

Or will it be another cigar-tasting experience in SJR's secret chamber for Amorim?

See you guys later !!

Red pussies better don't see them no up....they r a wounded tiger now n they will cum back to bite them into pieces...SJR will sure call RA to his office n fuck him...

play like half dead ai mai ai mai...always kena attack by their blue neighbours who knows how to score against them thru free kicks...their greatest weakness n yet never learn their lesson ..any team who wants to beat them can do so easily thru corner kicks

[lacoruna69]

Originally Posted by Rickey

play like half dead ai mai ai mai...

they able to get the ball but lack of attacking ideas.

Did Amorim regret dropping Rashford and Garnacho?

Both should be at home watching the match eating popcorn and laughing at the team.

[Rickey]

Originally Posted by lacoruna69

they able to get the ball but lack of attacking ideas.

Did Amorim regret dropping Rashford and Garnacho?

Both should be at home watching the match eating popcorn and laughing at the team.

Wow, they manage to made it !!!!...such a miracle n lady luck smiling on them ...they beat Citeh 2-1 at the last minute of the game

But really esp in the 1st half they keep on losing the ball to their neighbours in blue...that's why early early kena one goal

[lacoruna69]

FT : City 1-2 United

WTF !!! Can't believe it.

Just 3 minutes remaining, and they turnaround with 2 goals!

AMAD !!! He won the penalty and then grab the winner!
That acute angle shot, wtf! I bet many strikers also cannot do it properly.
Sheer determination from Amad.

He saved Amorim and the team!

[lacoruna69]

Originally Posted by Rickey

Wow, they manage to made it !!!!...such a miracle n lady luck smiling on them ...they beat Citeh 2-1 at the last minute of the game

But really esp in the 1st half they keep on losing the ball to their neighbours in blue...that's why kena one goal

The feeling is like that 1999 UCL Final against Bayern.
Snatch victory at the death.

Amad is GOD mode. the smallest player and likely the fugliest.

Fark the CB Hojlund....he scold Amad in the Plzen game.....
Damn duakang like that.
Actually one day after the Plzen match, Amad hands out olive branch to Hojlund.



Amad show him how to score and win penalty tonight!

[asiancigar]

[QUOTE=Rickey;23968815...this idiot banana shd really be sold, conceded goals from so many corner kicks already...still don't know how to handle corner kicks...he shd cum out to claim the ball as it floats across his goal but that guy just stood still on his line n watch the ball fly past him ...([/QUOTE]

Throughout the game and each time he had the ball, i was worried that he might fuck up again and again ....... i watched the Palace game and compared to Dean Henderson, Banana is just pure shit !!!!!

[Tai_zi21]

Originally Posted by asiancigar

Throughout the game and each time he had the ball, i was worried that he might fuck up again and again ....... i watched the Palace game and compared to Dean Henderson, Banana is just pure shit !!!!!

Can u imagine we let go DDG for free and got this clown? Every team now will try to get corner kick and score a goal cos they know banana will just watch the ball go in…

Good results and dropping rashford was a thing that need to be done… many ex managers play him even when he is in shitty form…

Well done to RA for getting the double over pep this season with 2 diff team

But the team haven’t convinced me they are ready to fight for a CL spot…

[escobar43535]

Fantastic stuff bro

Never thought a United win would make me so happy

Amad has been sensational for United!!

You'll certainly have some player on your hands!

Originally Posted by Rickey

Wow, they manage to made it !!!!...such a miracle n lady luck smiling on them ...they beat Citeh 2-1 at the last minute of the game

But really esp in the 1st half they keep on losing the ball to their neighbours in blue...that's why early early kena one goal

[Rickey]

Originally Posted by asiancigar

Throughout the game and each time he had the ball, i was worried that he might fuck up again and again ....... i watched the Palace game and compared to Dean Henderson, Banana is just pure shit !!!!!

Can they exchange banana for DDG or Henderson back ??

[Rickey]

Originally Posted by Tai_zi21

Can u imagine we let go DDG for free and got this clown? Every team now will try to get corner kick and score a goal cos they know banana will just watch the ball go in…

Good results and dropping rashford was a thing that need to be done… many ex managers play him even when he is in shitty form…

Well done to RA for getting the double over pep this season with 2 diff team

But the team haven’t convinced me they are ready to fight for a CL spot…

Originally Posted by escobar43535

Fantastic stuff bro

Never thought a United win would make me so happy

Amad has been sensational for United!!

You'll certainly have some player on your hands!

Yah booze, u said it well...just create a corner kick n u can score a goal against banana easily...wat r RA's corner kick coaches doing ??...sleeping ahh ??...don't know how to teach him to handle corner kicks well ...yah only Amad n Bruno r creating n scoring goals..the rest are hopeless

[Rickey]

Originally Posted by asiancigar

City 1 - 3 United

Wa, yr prediction very good this time... almost perfect...it was 2-1

[asiancigar]

Originally Posted by Tai_zi21

Can u imagine we let go DDG for free and got this clown? Every team now will try to get corner kick and score a goal cos they know banana will just watch the ball go in…

Good results and dropping rashford was a thing that need to be done… many ex managers play him even when he is in shitty form…

Well done to RA for getting the double over pep this season with 2 diff team

But the team haven’t convinced me they are ready to fight for a CL spot…

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/923tMBPebHc

[lacoruna69]

Botak wanted to create a play from the back style and he wanted a keeper who can play ball. He feels that DDG is too static and likes to stay around the box, causing a large gap between the defence line and the keeper. DDG couldn't do that because he knows his own weakness.
That pisses botak off.
Great injustice the club also fails to give DDG some kind of farewell ceremony. Just kick him out like that.
This is how they treat a 11 year veteran who had been keeping goal for the team over the years.

For a while, I thought without Rashford/Garnacho, the pussies is doomed for a loss, but didn't expect Amad to be the saviour.
He also got a header earlier on, but was pushed out by Ederson.
I hope Amorim will treasure Amad. I mean usually players reach the 80th minute mark, pan cek already. But not Amad.
He just got energised more as the match draws to a close.
He wanted to win....so badly.
He showed composure and speed to intercept the mistake back pass by Matheus Nunes. Then he knows some bungling City player, also Nunes, will come charging at him in the box. Smart! Penalty!
2nd goal, cool composure...and that acute angle shot!
Simply world class.
(I still remember that goal he scored against Liverpool last season in the FA Cup QF). Shows he really got it!)

The final post match scenes saw him showing the Manchester badge to the camera. He shows he is proud to play for the club. He got Red Devils blood in him.
I say the club should give him a 5 year contract NOW !

Fark Trashford, the club have no need for you.

I know there is still some way before the pussies can challenge for UCL spot,
but a win over city rivals is always a joyous occasion!

Glory Glory, Man United!

P.S. A tad disappointed I seemed to be the only one watching the match.
Probably no one thinks the pussies stand a chance.