BASTARD SHERINE aka INCREDIBLE HULK STRIKES AGAIN!!

[BroRelax]

Originally Posted by Orgasmic

He gave Donald THREE routes.

1) To lie on the sofa totally NAKED and let him ( Sherine ) do whatever he/she wants

2) To call the police afterwhich Sherine will tell the police and neighbours and Guards EVERYTHING and show them all the smses exchanges

3) Sherine to LIE down NAKED and Donal to do whatever SHE/HE wants Donald to do.

KNN!!! I laugh until i wanna die liao... hahahaha... this really makes my day..

[redboi]

omg.. imagine donald taking option 1.. and tears rolling down his cheeks while IT devour him..

[wheeljack]

Originally Posted by Orgasmic

sorry for my long hiatus. Been so busy with work due to year-end peak.

Upon entering the condo and positioning himself onto the sofa, Sherine asked my flabbergasted friend, Donald, if he could have a glass of plain water to cool himself down. ( Fatso usually are heat-generator. I am already 80kg and I shudder to imagine how Sherine would look like now )

Donald asked if he could leave the condo as for sure he is NOT the person who is supposed to come.

Sherine was totally at ease in this sort of situation. Afterall, he must have mastered the art of countering back after at least 100+ times of ICT over this past 5-10 years.

This monster fished out his handphone and scrolled slowly down to those sleazy SMSes that were exchanged prior to his arrival.

"These are solid documented evidence! How dare you say I am fake!?" He was roaring with anger. Donald could feel the earth tremble. The tremor was totally the same as the one he had felt in an earthquake from Indonesia a few weeks ago.

Big Mama was angry. Extremely angry. He threatened to Donald that he would knock on ALL his neighbours doors to expose his misdeed & that he had conned a frail little gal ( what?! )

He gave Donald THREE routes.

1) To lie on the sofa totally NAKED and let him ( Sherine ) do whatever he/she wants

2) To call the police afterwhich Sherine will tell the police and neighbours and Guards EVERYTHING and show them all the smses exchanges

3) Sherine to LIE down NAKED and Donal to do whatever SHE/HE wants Donald to do.

Bro he should take option 3! Tie the monster up with a rope and roll it down the stairs(if he can't throw IT off the building).

[KeithSong]

Originally Posted by Orgasmic

sorry for my long hiatus. Been so busy with work due to year-end peak.

Upon entering the condo and positioning himself onto the sofa, Sherine asked my flabbergasted friend, Donald, if he could have a glass of plain water to cool himself down. ( Fatso usually are heat-generator. I am already 80kg and I shudder to imagine how Sherine would look like now )

Donald asked if he could leave the condo as for sure he is NOT the person who is supposed to come.

Sherine was totally at ease in this sort of situation. Afterall, he must have mastered the art of countering back after at least 100+ times of ICT over this past 5-10 years.

This monster fished out his handphone and scrolled slowly down to those sleazy SMSes that were exchanged prior to his arrival.

"These are solid documented evidence! How dare you say I am fake!?" He was roaring with anger. Donald could feel the earth tremble. The tremor was totally the same as the one he had felt in an earthquake from Indonesia a few weeks ago.

Big Mama was angry. Extremely angry. He threatened to Donald that he would knock on ALL his neighbours doors to expose his misdeed & that he had conned a frail little gal ( what?! )

He gave Donald THREE routes.

1) To lie on the sofa totally NAKED and let him ( Sherine ) do whatever he/she wants

2) To call the police afterwhich Sherine will tell the police and neighbours and Guards EVERYTHING and show them all the smses exchanges

3) Sherine to LIE down NAKED and Donal to do whatever SHE/HE wants Donald to do.

Now i know why some men commit murder.

[Orgasmic]

After reading so many exchanges and responses with reference to the 3 routes that Donald had to choose in order to wriggle out of the quandary, I was comtemplating if I should reveal which route Donald had taken to end the chapter for the day.

There are students reading this thread and perhaps, even IT is reading this. Any exposure of the affair/incident may lead IT back to Donald and thus exposing Donald to more mishaps...

[BoinKING]

Either way, i still cannot understand why would anyone believe him/her of molest?

looking at the situation, its hard to believe anyone want to even touch it with a ten foot pole.

[hubber27]

If this incident happen during my patrol (NS time) i would probably help Donald.

[GeMiNiZzzzZzz]

Originally Posted by hubber27

If this incident happen during my patrol (NS time) i would probably help Donald.

Your time is Sar 21 or M16 ..
Gotta shoot down the Bastard..

[lglg666]

[QUOTE=TheFallenOne;4290885]To bros who have no clue who this thing known as "SHERINE".
Weight: 100KG +/-
- do NASTY things which would leave its victim traumatized for life.

What To Do When Attacked
- Beating it up.
Try not to be squashed or overpowered by it if you attempt this. (Reminder: 100KG +/-)

- Call for help.
If you are able to do this. Call Ultraman and inform him that Godzilla has a sister.
QUOTE]

Wah....think I will call Ultraman and hope he hears my calls hehehe.

[hubber27]

Soli leh, i pistol one. Maybe I would land all my six rounds on behalf of the human world bah.

[Orgasmic]

1) To lie on the sofa totally NAKED and let him ( Sherine ) do whatever he/she wants

2) To call the police afterwhich Sherine will tell the police and neighbours and Guards EVERYTHING and show them all the smses exchanges

3) Sherine to LIE down NAKED and Donal to do whatever SHE/HE wants Donald to do.>>>>

Okay. Now for the shocker. Donald CHOOSE #3!

[GeMiNiZzzzZzz]

Originally Posted by Orgasmic

1) To lie on the sofa totally NAKED and let him ( Sherine ) do whatever he/she wants

2) To call the police afterwhich Sherine will tell the police and neighbours and Guards EVERYTHING and show them all the smses exchanges

3) Sherine to LIE down NAKED and Donal to do whatever SHE/HE wants Donald to do.>>>>

Okay. Now for the shocker. Donald CHOOSE #3!

AND.........what he did

[DTCEPL]

Originally Posted by GeMiNiZzzzZzz

Your time is Sar 21 or M16 ..
Gotta shoot down the Bastard..

It should be the Taurus .38 with laser lah

[rubberhopper]

Hey all bros,

I had never post in the forum before - but after reading this thread, could not help but post what happened:

Last night, I decided to call IT to make fun of IT. I made a call to the number that was so 'hidden' in this thread and I got a 'number busy' remark. But almost instantly, IT called me and her voice is not that fantastic as was raved (not the kind that you can have phonesex with and also, could tell that it sounded semi-male.

The conversation went like that:
Me: Hi, you are...
It: You call me ar?
Me: Ya.. My friend gave me your number and said that you love to make friends with Chinese Male.
It: Ya... So how old are you?
Me: 26 (I lied.) So what are you doing now?
It: I am a student in NUS, studying Law. What you work as?
Me: Private Sector. So what kind of law you studying?
It: You work in bank? (Notice how she try to 'divert' the conversation)
Me: No la.. anyway, what kind of law you studying?
It: You working in bank is it? tell me leh...
Me: No la.. Manufacturing.. So you study what?
It: I study 'litigation'.
Me: Litigation? What kind of litigation? There are so many kind.
It: Litigation la... You know.. Litigation.
(I was already very sure she know nuts about law)
Me: What kind.. You know law have many kind right?
It: You know divorce? Litigation in Divorce.
(This statement makes me confirm she is not a law student)]

Anyway, to cut a long conversation short, I also asked if it was very happy since the law faculty had more guys than girls. It claimed that 'the class had only 2 guys and 18 girls' and that it did not like to be with those guys because
1) It is a virgin (20 years old)
2) It do not love to make out with law students
3) It prefer doing BJs for strangers

It started to ask me if "you (I) are free tomorrow" as it wants to help me BJ. It tried to sound very despo and wanted to help me relieve my dick. Anyway, I told it that why not me and 4 other friends do a 5P together and It said "Also can. You friend all also chinese? I love Chinese dicks".

It was when I decided that I had enough and told it:
"My friend would go and pick you up at NUS tomorrow afternoon? I give you the car plate number?"
It immediately said: Ok! What is the car number?
Me: 3xxx. It's a white Subaru. You know, white colour car. You sure will spot it when he drive in to your campus cos many people see his car always envy.
It: Ok... I got the car plate number already.
Me: You know what car a not my friend driving?
It: What car?
Me: It's a white Subaru WRX POLICE CAR.

Just then, it realised that the 13 minute conversation all kena conned, and in the Incredible Hulk voice, it went: "What you mean.. Na Beh Chee Bye"

Just wanted to tell all bros here that IT is definitely not a law student based on the 'divorce litigation' that it said and also a few things to remember if you want to disturb IT and play with IT:

(1) Never SMS it at all. IT would use SMSes to play with you.
(2) Never let IT change topic with you. When IT feels lost, IT would start to use one lie to cover another. (that is where the fun starts)
(3) Never reveal your address to IT - or it would be the end of your ownself.

I hope that the above serves as a mini-revenge and that bros would either up me or just keep in mind what I had done to IT.

Please do not zap me for this prank on it.

Cheers!

[Frankiestine]

option 3 is simply unthinkable, what happens if IT comes with a DICK and insist Donald suck on IT dick...