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[ilovepantyhose]

Originally Posted by lacoruna69

My friend say a very lacklustre performance yet again by the pussies.
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So he decided to take matters in his own hands.
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on paper the lineup looks stronger than saints, but 1st half was really poor, just cannot click and cannot get going, mainoo seemed unsuitable for amorim system, garnacho again wasteful with chances and possession, no supply to hojlund and so much backward and sideways passing didn't help either, amadchester utd to the rescue again

- yoro had his baptism of fire, threw into the deep end and really struggled against sulemana, its a good experience for him and amorim knows that yoro is not ready to start after struggling against bottom club saints, need more time to adapt to PL style

- the match again highlighted the need of a LWB and a developed SC, but man u can't buy until they sell

- next match is PL vs brighton at home, this is man u 3rd game in 7days, i think they will struggle again due to fatigue, amadchester utd late hattrick again?



and... for the lols

[ChrisSutton]

Man United v Brighton

Sutton's prediction: 1-1

[WankJanice]

Trashford news
Not sure how true.

https://youtube.com/shorts/rkV5WspNx...QgTyYhqvrstWAr

[ilovepantyhose]

RIP denis law, the last of the utd trinity




dalot returns from suspension and will play at LWB, mazraoui reverts to RWB, amad pushed up to RF, and ugarte mainoo as the midfield pair after coming off early vs saints. man u record vs brighton has been poor, and currently brighton has better form, man u won't get all 3 pts vs brighton given the way they played vs saints until amad bailed them out. brighton will surely try their best to mark amad out of the game due to his late game heroics

likely brighton win, but hope for a draw

[JonesKnows]

Manchester United vs Brighton

SCORE PREDICTION: 1-1

[asiancigar]

UNITED 2 - 1 BRIGHTON

[asiancigar]

BANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[lacoruna69]

FT : Man U 1 - 3 BHA

Losing at home is a norm nowadays.

A lacklustre display fully punished by the seagulls.

Another early concede scenario.

Worst of all, is Banana....fumbled and concede the 3rd goal, kills off all hopes of a recovery.

Amad can't save the pussies this time round.

Time to install Bayindir as GK. He is afterall the Number 1.

No threat upfront although Bruno did sent in some nice crosses.
In need of a well accomplished striker.

Nothing much to say.

[Rickey]

Originally Posted by lacoruna69

FT : Man U 1 - 3 BHA

Losing at home is a norm nowadays.

A lacklustre display fully punished by the seagulls.

Another early concede scenario.

Worst of all, is Banana....fumbled and concede the 3rd goal, kills off all hopes of a recovery.

Amad can't save the pussies this time round.

Time to install Bayindir as GK. He is afterall the Number 1.

No threat upfront although Bruno did sent in some nice crosses.
In need of a well accomplished striker.

Nothing much to say.

Originally Posted by asiancigar

BANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Leow liao lah, lidat play ai mai ai mai sure will be relegated to Div II....can't beat any team good or bad...if they win it is by luck not by skill...no tactic, all the players so useless...can't run fast, can't pass accurately, attackers don't know how to attack, defenders don't know how to defend n with a lousy GK banana which let in 3 goals 2 of which was his fault ...one was a very nice n easy gift for Brighton ...set piece n corner kicks also cannot score...never practise well.. wonder wat he n his coaches r doing with the players during training ...
all of them need to be sold including the manager except Bruno, Zirkzee n Ahmad ...

Ahmad btw is very quiet n useless tonight....if he don't score the red pussies will never win their games..nuff said, wasted my time watching them play shit...go koon better

[asiancigar]

Even SAF was controlling himself to avoid a heart attack ..... today's United is so pathetic

[Rickey]

Originally Posted by asiancigar

Even SAF was controlling himself to avoid a heart attack ..... today's United is so pathetic

RA shd be sack immediately for being so stubborn to want to stick to his simi lj 343 or 999 or whatever...tgt with all those new deadwoods they just recruited except the 3 mentioned earlier.. there's no need to say that is a Manager's duty to find whatever ways n means to try n win games instead of don't care win or lose just stick to his whatever system he prefers....his substitutions were also wrong...looks like he doesn't mind if his red pussies continues to lose all their remaining games n be relegated ....think this is not wat SJR n INEOS wants when they appointed him ..

Btw Everton now under new manager DM (ex MU Manager) won his 1st game in charge under new manager bounce n is catching up with the red pussies n may overtake them in the table n send them down to relegation instead if RA still continues to be openly arrogant in the way he manage the team n players...never wish him to be sack but influential pundits r now calling for his sack

[Johnbass]

“Ruben Amorim: We are being worst Man United team in history.”

SMLJ… whole team is back to zero again.
1 banana GK, 3 poor and slow backline, midfield/wingers cannot pass, striker cannot shoot

Hire Moyes better.

[lacoruna69]

Originally Posted by Johnbass

“Ruben Amorim: We are being worst Man United team in history.”

SMLJ… whole team is back to zero again.
1 banana GK, 3 poor and slow backline, midfield/wingers cannot pass, striker cannot shoot

Hire Moyes better.

For the first goal, they play a very high line. Then a long ball come in.
Funny to see Maguire back track...but De Ligt actually goes opposite.
Then he U turn.

Look at how far off De Ligt is....(he is the one slightly ahead of the Referee)

Totally lost in communication and in outer space.

[lacoruna69]

Originally Posted by Rickey

RA shd be sack immediately for being so stubborn to want to stick to his simi lj 343 or 999 or whatever...

Really wonder why they play so well against Pool and gunners, but lousy against Soton and Brighton.

[ilovepantyhose]

Originally Posted by lacoruna69

For the first goal, they play a very high line. Then a long ball come in.

siao liao... mazraoui kena infected by the aimai virus after a good start to his first season at the club, his form going downhill for the past few matches, likely overplayed and in need of a rest. i thought that he would be better playing at RWB after impressing at RCB, was wrong, like dalot, he's not providing width nor penetration nor crosses, seems like really need wingers to play at wingbacks in amorim system. brighton first goal could have been avoided if mazraoui didn't switch off and let mitoma get in behind

brighton second goal was domino effect of defensive lapses: dalot failing to close down fast enough to prevent the cross, onana failing to claim the cross, and mazraoui wasn't fast enough to clear the ball and let mitoma get there first

man u still had a chance to make a comeback but onana butter fingers killed any hope, not only the GK is inconsistent, the whole squad is, many players dun fit amorim system. to make things worse, amorim can't reinforce unless players are sold, at this rate, his hair will start to grey by end of season liao

next match is UEL vs rangers at home, man u EU form is slightly better than rangers, rangers won't roll over, but think man u will remain unbeaten in UEL despite the inconsistency