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A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked, “Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?” The father replied, “It is mostly a matter of degree. Let me show you what I mean.” With that the father went to the telephone and dialed a number at random. To the man who answered the phone, he said, “Hello, is Melvin there?” The man answered, “There is no one living here named Melvin. Why don't you learn to look up numbers before you dial”. “See,” said the father to his daughter. “That man was not a bit happy with our call. He was probably very busy with something and we annoyed him. Now watch….” The father dialed the number again. “Hello, is Melvin there?” asked the father. “Now look here!” came the heated reply. “You just called this number and I told you that there is no Melvin here! You've got lot of guts calling again!” The receiver slammed down hard. The father turned to his daughter and said, “You see, that was anger. Now I'll show you what exasperation means.” He dialed the same number, and when a violent voice roared, “Hello!” The father calmly said, “Hello, this is Melvin. Have there been any calls for me?”
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11-07-2019, 08:45 PM
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President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The barman says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?" Bush says, "We're planning WW III." And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big tits." The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits?" "Why kill a blonde with big tits?" Bush turns to Powell and says, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis."
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12-07-2019, 01:39 AM
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12-07-2019, 06:40 PM
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short gun story...
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really good reading
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Today is WORLD ENGLISH LANGUAGE DAY !!
1. If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous? 🤔 2. Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C? 🤔 3. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned? 🤔 4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V? 🤔 5. Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work. 🤔 6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty. 🤔 7. The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims" 🤔 8. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. 🤔 9. If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them. 🤔 Six great confusions still unresolved 😄😂 1. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours? 2. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around? 3. Why is there a 'D' in fridge, but not in refrigerator? 4. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made? And now sixer .... Vagaries of English Language! Enjoy!!!😀😀😀 - Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN? -Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man? - How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says? - If money doesn't grow on trees, how come Banks have Branches? - If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat? - How do you get off a non-stop Flight? - Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT? - Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the Cupboard? - Why do doctors 'practice' medicine? Are they having practice at the cost of the patients? - Why is it called 'Rush Hour' when traffic moves at its slowest then? - How come Noses run and Feet smell? - Why do they call it a TV 'set' when there is only one? - What are you vacating when you go on a vacation? We can never find the answers, can we? So just enjoy the pun and fun of the English language!!
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How BEDROOM smells after MARRIAGE:
First 3 years.... Perfumes, Flowers, Chocolate, Fruits... ������������� After 3 years.... Baby Powder, Johnson's Cream and Lotions, Baby Oils.... ������������� After 15 years.... Tiger balm, axe oil, methylsalicilate ointment Vicks, ������������� After 40 years.... Spiritual books, watching Tv alone ������������� Four stages of marriage: ��Mad for each other, �� Made for each other, �� Mad at each other & �� Mad because of each other ������������� What's Marriage? Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans, that Destroys All The Six Senses and Makes The Person NON Sense..! ������������� Definition Of Happy Couple - HE Does What SHE Wants… SHE Does What SHE Wants ������������� Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.... Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!! ������������� 'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life." - Shakespeare "Laughing At your Wife's Mistakes, can SHORTEN your Life...." - Shakespeare's Wife ������������� Dont laugh alone, pass it on 😄😄😄😄😜😜
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Laughters with pictures...
    
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