Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[SweeShui]

thank you for sharing

[smcbgerian]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

This is scary!

[ThisIsMelwood]

Sappork support nice jokes.

[Hurricane88]

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."

Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."

😂😂😂

[Hurricane88]

More jokes...

[Hurricane88]

*👱🏼‍♂Husband borrowed Rs.250 from wife👱‍♀*

*After a few days he again borrowed Rs.250*

*Seeing some money 💷in husband's bag 💼, she asked husband 👱🏼‍♂to return the money*

*When asked how much, wife said that he owes her Rs.4100.*

*On request, below is working given by wife.👱‍♀*

1). Rs. 2 5 0
2). Rs. 2 5 0
Total Rs. 4 10 0

*Husband👱🏼‍♂ is still finding the school 🏫 where she👱‍♀ learned Maths.*

*Later 👇👇👇*

Husband gave her ₹400 back and asked how much balance he has to pay back.

She wrote✍

₹ 4100 --
₹ 400
------------
₹ 100

He gave ₹100 back.

Both 👱🏼‍♂👱‍♀ lived happily ever after.

*Only maths died*.😆

[helicoptermoney]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

*👱🏼‍♂Husband borrowed Rs.250 from wife👱‍♀*

*After a few days he again borrowed Rs.250*

*Seeing some money 💷in husband's bag 💼, she asked husband 👱🏼‍♂to return the money*

*When asked how much, wife said that he owes her Rs.4100.*

*On request, below is working given by wife.👱‍♀*

1). Rs. 2 5 0
2). Rs. 2 5 0
Total Rs. 4 10 0

*Husband👱🏼‍♂ is still finding the school 🏫 where she👱‍♀ learned Maths.*

*Later 👇👇👇*

Husband gave her ₹400 back and asked how much balance he has to pay back.

She wrote✍

₹ 4100 --
₹ 400
------------
₹ 100

He gave ₹100 back.

Both 👱🏼‍♂👱‍♀ lived happily ever after.

*Only maths died*.😆

Happily living ever - hahaha.

Arigato for sharing.

[stimulus]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

More jokes...

Now we become kamping city.

[kiwano]

Originally Posted by helicoptermoney

Happily living ever - hahaha.

Arigato for sharing.

I catch no balls. But happy lah.

[etsys]

wife bodo, so husband play along !! make sense ??

Here's a picture that's appropriate to this forum

A real pic from Angeles

[MountShinkotek]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Very nice share, terimakasi abang

[CharliezThenor]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

*👱🏼‍♂Husband borrowed Rs.250 from wife👱‍♀*

*After a few days he again borrowed Rs.250*

*Seeing some money 💷in husband's bag 💼, she asked husband 👱🏼‍♂to return the money*

*When asked how much, wife said that he owes her Rs.4100.*

*On request, below is working given by wife.👱‍♀*

1). Rs. 2 5 0
2). Rs. 2 5 0
Total Rs. 4 10 0

*Husband👱🏼‍♂ is still finding the school 🏫 where she👱‍♀ learned Maths.*

*Later 👇👇👇*

Husband gave her ₹400 back and asked how much balance he has to pay back.

She wrote✍

₹ 4100 --
₹ 400
------------
₹ 100

He gave ₹100 back.

Both 👱🏼‍♂👱‍♀ lived happily ever after.

*Only maths died*.😆

Very cheem mathematics

[hoof4hang]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Now I know why LMAO

[dyelook]

laughter bumps...

[SBMEDSUP]

Jokes are for fun.

What has this thread got to do with Red Tiger Force?