Girls who are cock-teasers in Sammyboy

[Ichigowaffles]

Have you heard the way they lied
Hide, tried and looked in disguise
They changed their names
Foolish as it may seem
And sounds almost the same

Have you heard the way they lied
Horrible, terrible and so unwise
They roll the dice but hide like mice
Oh dear, that’s not very nice
Even you’re a girl or merely just a guy

Have you seen the way they pretend
Friendship blows in wide open
Smooth and cool as wind
And they very much know how to blend in
Careful they might hurt you in the end

Have you seen the way they pretend
Have you seen the way they lied
Have they seen how much it hurts
Have they seen how much i’m in pain
And the misery It will bring them in the end

Perhaps you’ll lie and pretend the same…

Author: Herofil Olarte

[2centsworth]

Day came we met at Xin Wang
Girl at door, is she the one?
Wore a black dress as she say
When she smiles, she makes my day
Housewife/aunty she is not
Look like Zhu Yin, she is hot
So hot husband still find flings?
Really don’t know how he thinks

She stands C M One sixty
Her weight I think is fifty
Boobs size maybe three four B (34B)
Age looks lesser than thirty
Her hair flows when there is breeze
Moment like this, time will freeze
When she sees me, she turns shy
I shook her hands and say hi

Glad to know you finally
Let’s go eat, I am hungry
Talk of hubby makes her mad
When I see that I get sad
She knows him like back of hand
All his passwords, can guess man...
That’s how she can crack his code
Iphone, email, every mode

Hubby delete his PM
But he cannot hide VM
So she know his history
And soon found his sex story
Now that we meet, you are mine
Forget worry, forget time
Make a new friend gives new joy
I am sincere, there’s no ploy

When I said that, lust surface
Let her go is quite a waste
Revenge sex is what Gwen want
I do want to see her cunt
Now that she looks like Zhu Yin
Maybe I should go re-think
What will you guys do, I ask?
Think of sex, a sinful task?

[2centsworth]

I think I will end 'Death of a SBF nick' here. The lady I met in Great World City (Remembering you) is different from the lady in 'Death of a SBF nick'. Even though we used the terms 'friends with benefits' or FB here, it still won't feel nice for the ladies to read about me writing out my experience with each lady. I will thus end 'Death of a SBF nick' here. For the only lady who knows who I am, I'm sorry I didn't consider your feelings before I penned 'Death of a SBF nick'.


I will post 1 last poem to end this thread. I don't suppose this thread will be missed anyway. Thanks for taking time to read. Can't think of anywhere else where I can rhyme Chao Chee Bye and Lan Jiao...

[blohsg]

oops ... hope she wasn't greatly affected

[bblove]

a story of office affair


Hey girl, go drink after work?
She say Ok. Hoosay liao.
1 glass 2 glass lim tata,
Talk cock sing song kong buey liao.

Ask me love her or play play?
"Love you love you i love you."
Love her body more than heart,
Thirty four D, how say no?

"Are u tired need a rest?"
Lets go "transit" have some fun.
Take down her bra and panties,
She say virgin for hubby.

Sweet talk roaming go below,
Cannot tahan leg open.
Next day call me laokong zai,
Until now I kia buay zai!

[2centsworth]

My Dear Ballerina

I do really miss your smile
Our chats, my wit and your guile
Recalled when I first met you
For a moment time stood still
You look gorgeous dressed in blue
Your glow of life, matched by few
I like how your eyes will meet
When I make you smile with wit

You look cute when you gossip
You know who’s hot and who’s hip
You know which girl has no life
You know which guy here got wife
I love how you share your thought
Girl with brain, I find you hot
You are life’s ballet dancer
How come you will get cancer?

Be strong while you go chemo
Think of you makes me so emo
Times like these, God gives a Test
To sift diamonds from the rest
Darling I will pray for you
Come back strong and feel brand new
When you are done with your pill
I will meet you Jurong Hill

[blohsg]

hmm ... the big C has struck again ?

[2centsworth]

From http://sammyreviews.store/showthread.php?t=249259

Darling Darling Come Fuck Me
I Spread on Fours, You doggy
I want sex but I am shy
Hubby dear come lick me high
I am sad that it’s a year
Finger myself nowhere near
To the highs that sex give me
When your didi fill pussy

You are such a great hubby
Plus you are a nice daddy
Am I wrong to ask for sex?
That is something I reflect
Let me be your true lover
I want you and no other
Come to Sammy seek some view
Let the samsters do review

You don’t touch me I go siao
Soon i will be someone hiao
Sammy forum many men
Each guy tell me sex they can
If I need to find sex here
You will regret, do you hear?
So you better take off pants
Fuck me hard hard till I pant

[2centsworth]

Originally Posted by blohsg

hmm ... the big C has struck again ?

Yes, to a lady whom I had met from here. My dear ballerina is to let her know she's missed. The subsequent rubbish poem is for her to laugh at. Hopefully she's not eating or drinking while reading my poems. Always tell me she spill her drink whenever she reads what I write. She is a real person, not just my imagination.

You know who you are. Got loads to update and gossip. You will want to know... Haha. Plus I need your help. I want to rhyme in Chinese but I can't type for nuts. My first Chinese poem will be titled Ku Ku Jiao. Recover fast and come help me type it out ok?

[blohsg]

Hope your muse is recovering well ... stay positive and shower her with loads of your infectious limericks ... Laughter will be her best alternative medicine.

KKＪ ? hahaha looking fwd bro

[LoveAngel]

Originally Posted by 2centsworth

My Dear Ballerina

Welcome back my dear friend ....
The most important thing in illness is never to lose heart.
And the greatest healing therapy is friendship and love.
Hope your friend recover fast & well .....

[2centsworth]

Originally Posted by LoveAngel

Welcome back my dear friend ....
The most important thing in illness is never to lose heart.
And the greatest healing therapy is friendship and love.
Hope your friend recover fast & well .....

Well, I can only do so much as a friend. I'm trying to think of something light hearted for her to read in her hospital bed, if she's got the strength and time to surf SBF. I can't give her love so I can only try to give her humour. Hope to chat with you soon though. Hope you have been fine.

[2centsworth]

Ichigo! Ichigo! He’s the man
Ladies grab him while you can
Full of humour, Full of Wit
He’s the man that girls should meet
Good guy you still negotiate?
Later you want, it’s too late
He says ‘Meet, No-Strings Attached’
You should rush to be his match
Hear me clearly as I say
Rarely such guys come your way
Guy like him, here no sequel
Are you really his equal?

Wrote this to support Bro Ichigo_Kurosaki's thread. http://sammyreviews.store/showthread.php?t=249845 Incorporated elements of his title into the poem. Hopefully more girls will apply.

[2centsworth]

Wonder if you guys watch The Noose? There is this character called Lulu (KTV hostess). Feel like writing a spoof on her. She's quite suitable material for sbf (KTV-Sex) and current affairs like (curry) and the presidential election. Imagine interviewing Lulu on KTV, Curry and Presidential Election. That would be fun. Here's Lulu if you don't know who she is.



Would anyone be interested in reading a poem on Lulu?

[neroli]

Loves your tongue-in-cheek "poems".....Do create one for lulu....