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#122
25-08-2011, 10:06 AM
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Re: Girls who are cock-teasers in Sammyboy
What's with the youtube video?
Anyway, this is my spoof on Lulu. A fake interview with her on many issues. To enjoy the poem, please watch the youtube clip first. Then you will pick up how she speaks, her distinct catch phrases like Hello... 我是 Lulu, her armpit hair, her speak english comment. You should read my poem with Lulu's voice and the way she speak in your mind, then it will be fun! Gosh, I like Michelle Chong. Interviewing Lulu
Hello 你好, 我是 Lu Lu Lulu 来自 from成都 Ok ok speak Eng Ger Rish.. 该死的, 你不学 CHINESE? You might know me from The Noose When I talk, my lips come loose Lulu armpit virgin hair Orh-Re-Gee-Nal.. always there.. Lulu’s clothes all abstract art Buy from China Supermart Lulu work in K T V 每晚会唱 M T V Sing songs like that Chan Mali Chan Cos it sounds like Come Money Come Lulu come here for short run Of course want more money come Visa when end got fixed date How much she earns count on fate (sing the song if you know the tune) Chan Mali Chan, Money Come! Chan Mali Chan, Money Come! Chan Mali Chan, spray my face with your hot cum (on life in a Singapore ktv) Lulu love you 新加坡 man $1 K per night 一定 can Lulu’s boobs you like to squeeze Don’t squeeze too hard, 假的 please... You guys love to lick my boob Sing while fingers rub my hood You like ballads, I like rock You sing use mike, I use cock You need release for kuku?? 打飞机 must come find Lulu... Lulu shake stick, pay fifty Kuku want more, add money Pretty Lulu from Sichuan 麻辣 Blowjob do you want? You say your wife loose chee bye Lulu’s cave... big bats can fly Lulu’s mouth will speak honey That’s why you like paid pussy (on the lao heros with CPF money in KTV) Old man penis hard to stand Egos linked with cash in hand Spend more they feel they BIG MAN Lulu want cash just pretend Soothe their egos like a king Happy Old Men spend don’t think They spend money, enjoy life Broke liao, 没钱 , fuck the wife (on Singaporean curry) Lu Lu no like smell 咖喱 I smell 咖喱, walk hurry 咖喱 cook with what? 鱼头? Lulu prefer eat 菜头 菜头新加坡 got a lot That’s why Lulu many God Men who spend like God of Wealth Improve Lulu’s wallet health Lulu like 菜头咖喱 Made from men who Jiak Liao Bee (on Presidential Election) 4 men stand for Election 总统 must have ERECTION? Sor Li, sorry... Election Lulu make this correction All 4 men do look quite smart Not like China.... all black heart 总统 pay got 4 million? China 总统 make billion! 
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#123
25-08-2011, 10:08 AM
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For non-Chinese speaking readers.
Hello there, I am Lu Lu Lulu come here from Cheng Du (Cheng Du is a city in Sichuan Province) Ok ok... speak Eng Ger Rish Why can’t you all learn CHINESE? You might know me from The Noose When I talk, my lips come loose Lulu armpit virgin hair No pluck, no shave, always there Lulu’s clothes all look like art Buy from China Supermart Lulu work in K T V Every night sing M T V Sing songs like that Chan Mali Chan Cos it sounds like Come Money Come Lulu come here for short run Of course want more money come Visa when end got fixed date How much she earns count on fate (sing the song if you know the tune) Chan Mali Chan, Money Come! Chan Mali Chan, Money Come! Chan Mali Chan, spray my face with your hot cum (on life in a Singapore ktv) Lulu love you Singapore men $1 K per night confirm can Lulu’s boobs you like to squeeze Don’t squeeze too hard, fake one please... You guys love to lick my boob Sing while fingers rub my hood You like ballads, I like rock You sing use mike, I use cock You need release for kuku?? Of course must come find Lulu... Lulu shake stick, pay fifty Kuku want more, add money Pretty Lulu from Sichuan Ma La Blowjob do you want? (Ma La is a spice famous in Sichuan) You say your wife loose chee bye Lulu’s cave... big bats can fly Lulu’s mouth will speak honey That’s why you like paid pussy (on the lao heros with CPF money in KTV) Old man penis hard to stand Egos linked with cash in hand Spend more they feel they BIG MAN Lulu want cash just pretend Soothe their egos like a king Happy Old Men spend don’t think They spend money, enjoy life Broke liao, cashless, fuck the wife (on Singaporean curry) Lu Lu no like smell curry I smell curry, walk hurry Curry cook with what? Fish Head? Lulu prefer Carrot Head (a term for men who spends unwisely) Carrot Head Singapore sure a lot That’s why Lulu many God Men who spend like God of Wealth Improve Lulu’s wallet health Lulu like carrot curry Made from men who Jiak Liao Bee (Jiak Liao Bee is a hokkien term for useless men) (on Presidential Election) 4 men stand for Election President must have ERECTION? Oh, Sor Li sorry... Election Lulu make this correction All 4 men do look quite smart Not like China.... all black heart President pay got 4 million? China President make billion!
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#126
14-09-2011, 05:31 PM
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Re: Girls who are cock-teasers in Sammyboy
Supporting this thread 'My Sex Education.'
My Sex Education.
Hong-Kong those 2 give you porn, Ah Ying really sharpen horn Door not close tight watch her change Watch through small gap, eyes must strain Skin coloured panty so sexy If only then know P C C How to make that door unlock Zhu Ge brain storm like Sherlock Ah Ying want to watch T V Help her and she show pussy! Quickly switched the T V on Ah Ying stripped shorts, real live porn! Why her pussy got no hair Not waxed, Not Shaved, Just born bare One day come home take a shower Ah Ying barged in with towel! She then give my back a scrub While I give her booby rub Watch her naked want to fuck Damn it, toilet why so dark??? Ah Ying whisper ‘Let’s hurry.’ Later get caught by mummy Heard her words but no worry Maybe then I too horny One day Ah Ying was naked Jump and scare me so wicked Ah Ying menses so bloody Every monthly bleed weekly When she show me damn smelly Will she bleed till she mati? Will you like to get a kiss? Oh Yes! Ah Ying... wet one please
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#127
17-10-2011, 03:56 PM
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What does ‘I Do’ really mean?
Friday night go meet guy friend He is married, ring in hand Ask him so how married life? Poor guy start to complain wife Last time he says he no clue What it means to say ‘I do’ Now that he is married too ‘I do’ now means cannot do All his income joint account What he spend she sure will count He go for beer, she raise hell She buys Birkin never tell What he spend now need license Even his mum’s allowance Last time massage rub the gun Now no money, can’t have fun Boyfriend Girlfriend Sex Life More Now wife thinks that sex is chore She says his cock is not clean But he really scrub till glean Before marriage, she suck cock After marriage, she talk cock More sex part of marriage plan? ‘I do’ now means use more hand When we dating, walk IKEA After marriage, ka ki kia (own self walk in hokkien) I feel my mum lost a son All she control, how I run? Have you seen Lord of the Ring? Evil plans all start with ring How we spend time she decide No way can I over-ride Bro, my bonus keep with you Let this money be fun tool Sometimes I need C C A Use this money for those day You not scared that I will run? If keep with wife, he gets none Don’t ask me to keep in shoe Trust you my friend, Yes I Do Think now outside wife got man I think that guy’s name is Ben They are colleagues, flirt at work If we divorce, I’ll be hurt Marriage vow says she obey Where got such thing in this day? Vow says till death do we part You go die lah, break my heart!!!
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#128
17-10-2011, 04:17 PM
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Re: Girls who are cock-teasers in Sammyboy
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#129
17-10-2011, 11:00 PM
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Wow! This is a genius! Love it!
So what inspires this? 
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#131
18-10-2011, 12:29 AM
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Very creative indeed. **salutes**
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#132
18-10-2011, 07:14 PM
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Love come in its various form
Angel? Potion? That's the norm J R Boy is someone's son Shuang_Jie_Gun just scold for fun (<-- Just kidding, haha)
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#133
18-10-2011, 08:25 PM
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For unknown reason(s), I'm looking forward to that sammyboyfor poem where he gave the green light to make it as insulting as possible...
 Camp!
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#134
18-10-2011, 10:21 PM
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 Thanks friend! Glad u'll still around!
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"Angels capture love and sprinkle it upon our hearts." A person is only beautiful, when their own beauty, is reflecting on to others. “There is a time for departure even when there’s no certain place to go.”
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#135
18-10-2011, 10:35 PM
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Re: Girls who are cock-teasers in Sammyboy
Bro 2centsworth, Haven't seen you in a while. It's always a pleasure to me reading your poem. Welcome back, dear friend.
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