Guide for newbies to cheong brothels

[apache]

looking back, it was year 2000 when I first had the guts to cheong a brothel.

my journey in the sex cheong hobby, it all started in 1999 with a pdmm at a massage parlour who popped out her face who asked me if i like a massage. went in, and thats it. HJ only. after that, slowly evolved to health centre, those days there were Bugis Health centre, Youth, Galaxy, and finally cheong Keong Saik.

Keong Saik in those early 2000s days are mainly gals from Malaysia. There was one gal named June in one of the houses, who serviced for 20 to 30 minutes I forgot, for about sgd50 or 60, and really had to queue up. i remembered having to sit in a queue of 4 guys before I can get her. very service oriented. and in the early 2000s , Geylang also mostly Malaysian and Thai gals if I can still remember. Until 2008 then in came the PR where my selection got widened. But those days I cheong more in Health centre as it is more convenient, until the total wipeout so guai guai settle to cheong in massage parlour and Geylang.

of course in between "bao" a few gals from ktv which pissed me off and no more ktv bitches for me.

brief intro, and so, just to share my experience about cheonging in brothel.

haha, which bros no need to release one ah. all need to. either with your girlfiend or wife or mistress or massage parlour gals or internet gals or the prostitutes in Geylang. after trying all, I stick to the prostitutes, and I shall refer them as WL to give them the due respect.

i am very grateful to our leaders for making this whole thing legal and controlled, so we can cheong in peace and in good health, if you abide by the rules.

for a newbie, you may find it dirty or sinful to cheong the brothel. to me, it is no different or at least , safer than cheonging in Massage parlour which dwindled now thks to the heavy fines, and safe than the internet gals which we saw more than 134 arrest in recent weeks.

I myself got caught in MP/beauty parlour raids at least 3 times (once while waiting at the lounge and twice in the midst of action), and trust me, your balls will shrink. The main door knocks by the antivice, and the MP lady gotta throw the used condom out of the window in time and wipe me clean, and they charged in. once I gotta hide the condom and cover in my shoes. knn.

so, at least I know my 30 minutes or 40 minutes or 60 minutes in the brothel room will be a peaceful experience in fucking.

it is nothing dirty, the gals go for regular checkup, there are health rules to abide while fucking and it is whether you want to abide or not.

it is nothing dirty, no worries

[apache]

Guide for newbies.

Lorong 6, 8, 10, 12, 14, 16, 18, 20 you can see lots of actions where most bro frequent. I am not familiar with those further down but there are lots of action as well.

The thais WL can be found mainly in Lor 6, 8, 18 and 20 plus Westerhout which is between Lor 16 and 18

The Viets WL can be found mainly in Lor 16, 18 and 20.

The PRC WL can be found in most of the lorongs, with lor 16 and 20 being pretty happening with more houses.

WL info and specs wise, I can be sure you can find lots of info in the SBF here. There are list of actresses lookalike, tall or shorts ones, Cup C above etc.

Everyone's meat is probably another's poison, so you gotta try them out to know which are your favourite ones.

[apache]

Guide for fucking gals.

Some bros like to fuck different gals everytime.

Some bros like to fuck their regular ones.

I prefer to have my list of gals and rtf. But still gotta go thru new selection once in a while.

Fuck a gal for the first time is like trying out a new dish. You may have your favourite statistics, and the FR posts seems to match her with your wish list, sometimes it sounds real, sometimes is otherwise.

After a few times, you know which gals you like and that is it, rtf.

I have my "inner list" of more favourite gals in my list of favourite gals whom I will place more priority. these gals I rtf more often, and they know what I want, they know my temperament, we have chemistry and we click, and i leave the place a happy person.

so, you need to know how to build up your list.

[apache]

Condoms

Condoms are provided. In recent months the Ming Liu brand which has lots of lubricants, last time some funny chinese brand, and sometimes Durex or Okamoto.

There was once I bring my own condom, my favourite 002 and at times my favourite oily Ming Liu.

The smarter WL will know how to better service their regular clients with 002, but it also depends on what type of holes you are firing. if the hole is not tight, i stick to the usual durex or Ming Liu. if the hole is tighter i will go for 002.

hope you know what I mean ah

no gals are perfect. some WL have nice bodies and tits and butts but holes not tight. Some are not too good looking but knn the hole is like a virgin hole

[Pinkyyli69]

Thanks for sharing!
Apache is my idol!

[apache]

BBBJ versus BJ

Whether you like to BBBJ or BJ is up to the WL and the bro.

There are WL who are more responsible and health conscious and will go for capped BJ. capped BJ does not really affect their business much, as can be seen by the number of clients the WL served in a house in WH. The WL all capped BJ and they can service 8 clients a day.

There are posters in all brothels which warned you the dangerous hole of BBBJ. So, to follow or not is up to you

Do remember you have lots of years down the road to fuck more batches of gals coming. so dont jeopardise your chance just bcos of one BBBJ.

This applies to BBBJ in other MP or Freelance also.

When you cheong, cheong safely.

I BJ with 002 or 001 and it feels just as good actually, and I leave the brothel a happy man with no worries about my next blood test results.

If bros already kena std, i think we should treat the WL with respect and also respect the other bros here. after cheonging so long in Geylang, this is like a big family or rather i would say is a community. Dont pass the wrong ball hor.

any gals who kena std will have to stop card for some time for treatment. second time kena she will be sent packing home.

i had an army buddy who cheong the freelance internet gal who did BBBJ. he saw the saliva sticky and white, but too late. after that it was HSV.

always remember, there are more gals there waiting for you to cheong.

Health advisor Dr Peter Greenhouse explained: "We've only really just noticed that a lot of infections are passed on from oral sex.

"Very, very few people are using condoms for oral sex. They don't know that you can get chlamydia and gonorrhoea in the back of your throat without trying very hard."

[apache]

Treat the WL with respect

The WL has the right not to service any bros if the WL do not feel good.

Treat them well, treat them gentle, they will return the service.

The WLs are pretty well connected via wechat actually, so it is not good to earn a bad reputation among them.

[apache]

as of 5th July 2024, pls check the threads in Geylang for updates on the new houses and WLs. I have to edit this thread so Bros dont go to the wrong houses, as so much have changed after Covid. Now no more house ordering

This is a good thread for PRC houses https://sammyreviews.store/showthread.php?t=898530

Pls ignore this list below and lets keep it as "heritage and history"


L08 H19 - 67472072 (12pm - 12am).
L14 H25- 67428918, updated
L14 H29(ex 3021A) - Ooi Long 6744-5557 (12pm - 12am)
L14H31(ex 2831B w BC) - Kah Han 6744-1295 or 6747 5731??? (12pm -
11pm)
L16 H06 - Ah Yap 6741-9691 (12pm - 11pm)
L16 H06A - Ah Lee 6848-4384 (12pm -12pm), phone no updated
L16 H08 - Ah Poh/Jeff 67417226 (12pm -12am)
L16 H10 - Ah min/Bo Gei 6747-2664
L16 H12 - Tommy 67473994 (12pm - 12am)
L16 H15 - 91282962/67442084 (12pm - 11pm)
L16 H17 - 67477733
L16 H39 - Lady okt 6841-3736 (12pm - 12am)
L16 H49 - Ah Seng 67449035 (1pm - 1am)
L16 H51(Lorna) - Gordon 6841 9502 (12pm - 12am)
L16 H54A(w BC) - Ah Hua/Garrick 6744-9916 (12pm -12am)
L16 H58a - Botak 67441572 (11am to 11pm)
L16 H58B - Ah Ming (same boss as 1654A) (12pm -12am)
L16H67-67441148
L16H69- Lady okt 68446236, updated

Westerhout (WH) Road (small lane between lor 16 and 18)
(WH) H02 - 65731602 (12pm -12am)
WH H04 - Japan 6744-1212 (12pm -12am)
WH H06 - Ah Lek/Uncle Lai 6744-1488 (12pm - 11pm)
WH H12 (Yi Tiao Long) (w WB) - XXX 6744-6402 (12pm -12am)
WH H15 - Da Tou "Big Head" 6748 6404 (11am - 11pm)
WH H17 - Richard/Honey 6744-1818 (4pm -4am)
WH H19 - 66485147 (12pm -12am)

L18H03 - moved to L18 H56
L18 H05 - closed and moved to L18H20
L18 H07 - 68413441 (2.30pm - 2.30am), moved to ?
L18 H09 - Ah Soon 67428918, moved to L14 H25, updated
L18 H17 - Jeffrey/Derrick 68446282 (4pm -4am), closed down and wls
transferred to W16 H17, updated
L18 H20- Peter 67461181 (12pm-12am), updated tel. no changed
L18 H56 - Ah Soon, 6749 9902, updated
L20 H33 - Steven 6841-9474 or 6744 1946 (12pm -12am)
L20 H36- David 6744-0929 (1pm -12am)
L20 H38(Hua Yuan) - XXX 6747-3266 (1pm -1am), changed to Vietnamese house, updated
L20 H40 - 68415516 (11am-11pm)
L20 H41(AB) - Viet House
L20 H43 - Ah Chye 6744-2416
L20 H45A - 67473981 (12pm -11pm)
L20 H45 - 67482994 (OKT AH Heng) (12pm -11pm)
L20 H47- 6648-5147 (12pm - 11pm), phone no updated
L20 H58 - Margaret/Michael 6841-3683 (12pm - 12am)
L20 H62 - Lorna 67499907, 67499908
L20 H62A - Richard 6744-7641 (10.30am - 10.30pm)
L24 H09 - Ah Soh 6744-6459, no sure it is still in business?
L28 H31A(w BC) - Willie/Gwee 6846-1661 (1pm -1am)

[apache]

Opening hours

The opening hours differ from house to house.

some open from 11.30am to 11.30pm
some open from 12.30pm to 12.30am
some open from 2pm to 2am
some open from 4pm to 4am

so you gotta know your favourite gal is from what house which opens from what time to what time.

[apache]

for bros who drive

for bros who drive and like to park at the entrance of the brothel, you may like to prepare a cloth to cover your number plate for obvious reason. haha, dont forget to remove the cloth once you drive off or it will be a big joke driving along the expressway with the cloth covering your plate.

now we have so many cars with dashboard camera. you know what i mean.

There r houses with concealed lots. for example,
* 1606, 1606a, 1608, (can park about 6 cars behind)
* 1654a, 1658a, 1658b, (can park about 16 cars within the apartment lots)
* 2033, (can park about 9 cars, you gotta pass the keys to OKT to move the cars)
* 2036 (can park about 8 cars)

but i always standby a cloth as i have a favourite house in lor 14 and lor 20 where my parked car will be exposed.

no need to park the car so far and walk to geylang.

for the manful happy experience in Geylang, it is worth the effort afterall

[apache]

Planning your budget

price updated as of 2024

All of us have our allocated budget.

We have our hobbies or favourite sports.

We have our priority in spending our hard earned money.

Bonking charges can differ in different houses.

Thai WL houses can be SGD60 for 25 to 30 minutes
Viet WL houses can be SGD60 for 25 to 30 minutes

PRC houses can be quite unique (subject to individual houses)
* SGD80/SGD100 for 30 minutes, SGD150 for 45 minutes, SGD200 for 60minutes PRC houses

So, if you allocate SGD400 a month to fuck in Geylang, you can toggle between...

week 1, SGD 60 for Thai WL
week 2, SGD150 for PRC WL
week 3, SGD80 for PRC WL
week 4, SGD120 for Viet WL (2 sessions)

or

week 1, SGD 150 for PRC WL
week 2, SGD60 for Thai WL
week 3, SGD100 for PRC WL
week 4, weekday SGD60 for Viet WL and weekend SGD60 for Thai WL

or

week 1, SGD 150 for PRC WL
week 2, SGD 200 for PRC WL
week 3, SGD80 for PRC WL
week 4, rest

or

week 1, weekday SGD60 for Thai WL and weekend SGD60 for Viet WL
week 2, SGD 200 for PRC WL
week 3, weekday SGD60 for Thai WL and weekend SGD60 for Viet WL
week 4, rest

[unfit]

WoW ... You are an Authentic WhoreLord of GeyLanG

My Highness Genghis Cunt

No Horse Run

[apache]

Originally Posted by unfit

WoW ... You are an Authentic WhoreLord of GeyLanG

My Highness Genghis Cunt

No Horse Run

neh, just sharing.

just in case i am gone one day, at least i hope these can help the newbies continue this fun thing in cheonging Geylang with confidence.

[unfit]

Originally Posted by apache

neh, just sharing.

just in case i am gone one day, at least i hope these can help the newbies continue this fun thing in cheonging Geylang with confidence.

Please add in 2 more:

How to fuck the girl with full justification of your spending

How to avoid being KCed by the girl

Kam Sia WhoreLord

[apache]

Guide to avoid being KC by WL


frankly speaking, it takes two hands to clap. no one force you to give the WL extra money or buy house in China for them or buy them LV or iphones or ipads or Omega or Rolex

to the WL, after going back to China it seems very hard if not, almost impossible to return to Singapore, although I have seen at least 5 cases of our bros who eventually settle down with their beloved WLs in China. Serious. They relocate to China to be with them, the so called Geylang love stories, and true stories. They met the WL parents, married the WLs in China, bought house and settled there for good and even look after the children which the WLs bore with their ex. These bros are either highly educated or pretty successful businessmen, and being single unattached of course. This is fate. The Wl touched their hearts or they got attracted to them for some reason I also dont know.

if you have no wish to marry them or take them in as fulltime mistress next time, then why bother to be KC by them unless you are willing to do so.

The WL are real people with real feelings. They are made of flesh and blood. They have emotions.

Some were badly hurt emotionally in the past and do not believe in true love. For this type they want to maximise their potential to get money and stuff they can in Singapore.

Most are here to earn money to pay off debts (credit cards, family loans, losses in business, money owed by ex-hubby or ex-boyriend etc), while others are here to earn money to have a better life in future (buy houses, setup small business, pay for children future education etc).

Objective is simple, need hard earned cash. So, how would you like to help the WL other than paying for her services? It is up to individuals.

We have seen the Geylang true love stories. We have seen the Geylang KC stories.

Got my point?

Try to understand the WL well enough before you even think of anything beyond the pay for sex. Dont jump in too quickly. You wont miss the boat actually, as there are lots of boats. But of course if you find that she is the one and only one for you, for some reason only you know, then you work hard to secure her.

I have mentioned in my previous posts about my purchase of LV, Iphones for a few WLs and they just delete my wechat after they return to China. And for those WLs whom i did not buy these for them, we still contact via Wechat and we even went on holiday in China and Thailand but of course at my expense.

KEEP A STEADY AND COOL MIND. DO NOT COMMIT ANYTHING TOO EARLY


It is good to have regulars, or super regulars, but you gotta manage your expectation as to what you like your super regular can provide you. Better chemistry and no mood swing.

Avoid those who gives you headaches and complain about what you gave her, or no happy with what you gave her. Can ask her fly kite.

They are here for the money, and if they are lucky, the get hooked up with one who is fated to be with her. So far there are 3 cases I knew, living happily ever after in China now. 1 getting a kid soon.

But still, keep your head cool and steady

Beware and learn to exit when you find the gal leaving you no room to move and give you lots of headache