Star Wars The Force Awakens and Singapore

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An honorable member of the Coffee Shop Has Just Posted the Following:

The characters in TFA represent Singaporeans

Kylo Ren is Amos Yee. School dropouts Turned to another side. Hate daddy. (Well Amos hasn't murdered yet--oh shit spoiler!) Defeated by girls. (Well, Amos hasn't been exactly)

Finn is all the black people. Sweaty, disobedient, traitors, working on sanitation (Remember the Little India rioters?)

Poe is your average SAF officer. Only know how to brag. But if under torture, can spill the beans. Also, can only shoot once the target is cleared for you.

Rey is He Ting Ru. From another planet (Cambridge university) but instantly can make it good (She's better than Amos for sure)

Maz is your Grandma. Full of bullshit stories. And old treasures.

General Hux is LHL when young. Both are young and became Generals when young. And speak at rallies. And destroy people--suing vs laser blast.

Captain Phasma is...Captain (NS) Goh Meng Seng. Both loser Captains. Both surrender easily. Both belong to trash can.

BB-8 is your friend with balls. Can roll around and hold a thumb drive.

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Did I miss anyone else?


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