Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[KayaRotti]

Originally Posted by entering

Jim was a young pastor and Jim was going to give his first sermon to the congregation. So he went to a senior pastor to ask for some advice.

The senior pastor, George, told Pastor Jim, "I've a trick that will wake the congregation whenever I see them all about to nod off and fall asleep. In between my sermon, I'll suddenly say, "last night , I was holding in my arms, the wife of another man". This will wake the congregation as they all waited to hear who this wife of another man was and I'll say, " it was my mother".

So Jim took all the advice from Senior Pastor George and he gave his first sermon. At the point when he saw everyone starting to nod off and fall asleep, he said very loudly, "last night, I held in my arms, the wife of another man... "

So the congregation was suddenly wide awake as everyone stared intently to find out who this woman was.

Then young Pastor Jim said loudly, with a lot of confidence, "it was Pastor George's mom!"

Very good share bro!!

[oxeso]

Happy 人日 to fansees of tis thread!

[Hurricane88]

For laughter...

[goodkarima]

I wonder who is this president

[Topper]

Originally Posted by goodkarima

I wonder who is this president

Who else, LOL.

[Zapbot2]

Originally Posted by oxeso

Happy 人日 to fansees of tis thread!

Thanks for sharing

[Hurricane88]

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Towards the end of a prayer ceremony for Parsi New Year, *the Priest asked: "How many of you are willing to forgive your enemies?"‎*
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80% held up their hands.
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The Priest then repeated his question.
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All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
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*"Mrs. Batliwala ? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"*
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*"I don't have any," she replied, smiling sweetly.*
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*"Mrs. Batliwala that is very unusual. How old are you?"*
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*"Ninety-eight," she replied.*
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"Oh, would you please come over in front and tell us all how a person of ninety-eight years of age does not have any enemy in the world?"
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The little sweetheart lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation & said:

‎" *None of them is alive. I have outlived all the bastards & bitches."*

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[Hurricane88]

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