My Chatlines/Chatrooms/Phonechatlines adventures.

[hahahihihoho]

Hi All,

I have been bonking girls from these places for quite some time. I dunno what is it that appeals to me..whether the thrill of not knowing how they look like, how they react or what they expect out of me.

On average,I have one of these girls per week. Its either as a fling, ONS or sometimes I paid for them

Im not successfull all the time. I have had to travel and thank god i have a car and when i meet some of them, they refuse me.Some back out last minute, some just find it suddenly not comfortable enuf and some kept tinking im either a conman or a police officer. But im sharing stories of those that were successful. I wont share their contacts out of respect but hopefully u guys will be entertained.


This first story happened last year in November (Sorry, I bonked so many that this is probably the latest I can remember hahaha). I call this story “The One who was half my age”.

I decided to call the 1900 chatline on a boring afternoon (I work on shifts and get weekdays off if im working on a weekend). For those who call the chatlines, remember this tip from a seasoned chatter like me. 95% of those in there are operators, gays acting as girls, or pre-recorded messages of which when u send ur introduction,u will nt get a reply. Do not get conned by these people.

How do u gauge the 5%. To be honest, u cant but a)if the girl sounds too horny to be true,she is fake b)and if u been calling many times before, u wud know who’s who in the chatline. You keep hearing the same ol introduction. PRCs are a common voice u hear and u know they are hired by the company to be operators.

On this boring afternoon, I called the chatline. Again, scouring through the tons of fake,pre-records and too good to be true messages was a girl with the intro “Hi,it’s a boring afternoon and im not schooling today. Anyone care for a chat?”. Decided to try my luck and hold and behold, she replied again soon.


In our exchanges of introductions I found out that May was 19, in a poly in Singapore doing Mass Comm, staying in Sengkang. I will not go thru much details on the chat cos I cant remember much but we chatted offline.

Chatting with girls online is easy. There are 3 things that make it difficult for the next step: which is to get them to chat offline, get them to pass u their number of they decide to call u using private number and last but not least getting them top meet you. The trick is to quickly swerve the conversation from one that is full of introductions and ‘get 2 know u’ kind of level to a level as though u sound like u knew her for very long. It takes practice and patience

May was no exception. But it helps that she is young cos u can tease her, make casual jokes and jibes at her without her feeling offended. Taking the conversation offline, we spoke abt school, hang outs and friends and subtly I asked if she is single. As the conversation dragged on, and I sensed her being comfortable with me,I asked if she could meet me. How do u knw a girl is comfortable with u? When she starts to talk personal e.g bitch abt her frens or family members. It was at this point I found out that she had financial problems.inside,I knew ho sey liao.

I offered to help her and she giggled. At that point of time, I knew I had her within my grasps and I offered to give her some cash if she helps me.

I offered her $200 bucks for a good session as long as she followed what I said and followed what I wanted her to wear. She kept repeating it was her first time and she hope I wont be rough.She was also reluctant initially cos she was scared and all that but this is the part where I try to sound as reassuring as possible.

For all the girls that I meet, I make it a ruling that I will travel to their area and they can have a look at me.. If they are nt comfortable with how I look, They can say no.

This was very tempting for her cos she said she scared that I would be a fat freak or a horrible looking chap.

We agreed to meet in the late afternoon. Before she hung up, I told her to wear something sexy and she asked me what. For me I like my girls wearing tight yet casual as if they are wearing at home. I asked her if she had any spaghetti straps, tubes or singlets and she told me what colour I would like her to wear. To make it short, we settled on her wearing a yellow spaghetti strap, with denim tight small shorts, pink bra and a matching pink panties.

Meeting girls from the chatline can be a daunting thing. They always expect u to wait and they will watch u from far. For every 5 or 6 girls I meet, 1 will not appear,will pull out last min while im driving there or simply call me to say that she prefers if we just drink or eat. As per normal, May told me to wait at the lift lobby and I actually spotted her eyeing me from afar 2 blocks away to ‘check’ me out. I acted casually. About 5 mins later, she appeared and as usual for all my girls,I would say “Do I look okay?”. She nodded and we proceeded to my car.

May was 1.60m tall, maybe ard 45kg. She was the typical skinny ah lian you would see walking in the shopping malls on a hot afternoon. She had brown long dyed hair that stretched to midway below her shoulders. She wore what I told her to and her young white B cups were halfway seen emerging from her yellow spaghetti strap. She had her skinny waistline with her tight denim short showing her white skinny legs.Her face was skinny with the bony sharp chin. In my heart, I was happy. This is going to be a good day.

Surprisingly, she was chatty and that’s good abt meeting for something like this. I have met girls who simply dun say anything at all or even give u the switch off face but she was really friendly and that’s why I remembered her even though it was nearly 10 mths ago.

Once reached my car, we decided to go to punggol where it was quiet and try the MSCP. In a lazy afternoon, no one is ard and we drive up to the highest floor.

[hahahihihoho]

ACTION IN CAR:

Reaching to the top, she commented that it was good my car was tinted and can only view from inside out.

We chatted at the front seat first for abt 10 mins. I asked her about everything, from what she intends to do after she grad. This is important to warm her up and make her feel comfortable and drift her mind off the action later for the time being.

Once I sensed she was comfortable, I invited her to the back seat leaving the air con on. The moment she go inside,I casually put my hands over her shoulder and slide her towards me.

In a cramp place like a car, its easy to get close but difficult to change positions. For may, I was lucky she was petite. We started by kissing passionately on the lips. Me being much bigger in height,wrap my arms ard her. Starting from lip kissing, i sensed her horniness increasing as she proceeded to French me. Her small tiny mouth struggled to contain our tongues. Her one hand began to go under my shirt and started rubbing my chest and nipples.Her other hand began to touch her own chest.I replied by guiding her hand to my crotch still in my pants and use my other hand to tickle her nipples.

This made her breathing go even heavier and louder. Sensing she is getting more horny,I slide my face down to her neck and lick my tongue on her skin in circles. She hugged me tighter. By now I was sitting on the car seat and she was facing me,sitting on my lap with her legs apart facing me.with my legs in between her.As I licked her neck, she hugged me tighter and press down her groin on my dick as if in a farking motion. We are still fully clothed by the way.

I lowered one of her spaghetti straps from her shoulder and slide my tongue down to her shoulders and kissed her shoulder blades. Automatically,she lowered her other strap and pull down her spaghetti to reveal her bra.Going back to her lips,I kissed her passionately while using both my hands to massage her breasts,still in her bra. She press down her groin on my dick even more as I did this.

By now,my little bro was also getting harder. Not waiting any longer, I took off my t shirt,unhooked her bra and removed her spaghetti strap. Out popped a pair of young B cup breasts with a set of dark brown nipples to match.As she pumped me with her groin, I began to suck on one of her nipples while tickling her other nipple. She used both her thumbs to tickle my nipples in return while continuing to pump me with her groin on my dick.

As I sucked hard on her nipples, she leaned back using the front car seat as support and pushed her chest out,like as if asking more and more. What a treat! A pair of white breasts with dark nipples. My excitement was getting higher. I keep changing suckng her nipples. Right left right left.

As she pumped my groin,I got to confess it hurts a little having a girl keep ramming her groin on ur dick when my little bro is still in the pants.

I grabbed her and got her to lie down on the car seat. I could not control anymore. I took off my pants,leaving my briefs on.Automatically,while she was lying down,she took off her denim shorts, revwealing her pink panties. I open her legs apart and got in between her.With my weight on her,I kissed her lips and frenched her,then went lower ot her neck. Her moaning was getting lourder,her breathing was heavier and faster. Again I took a long suck at her nipples. By now,she had taken off her panties and I was taking off my briefs.

I looked at her and said “Lets do doggy”. Took out my condom and ushered her to doggy. Basically in a cramp place, I sat facing the front of the car, she was in front of me. Using the head rest of the two front seats as a support, she got in between the space in between the two front seats, stretched out her arms to rest on the head rest of the two front seats and showed her butt out to me and lowered her self into my dick where I sat behind. I pulled her long hair with my hand to make her head looked up and rammed her repeatedly.Her tight pussy was really warm inside and I used my other hand to squeeze her breasts while smacking her skinny bony ass.

I finally shot into my condom and sweating,I finished off with caressing her breasts while we rested for another 15 mins.

Next story,I would like to share “The One with 4 kids”.

[mrl27]

Great one bro. u can still get from the 5%.
What is the charges like in this chatlines? They got different rates rite?

[SGDreamchaser]

nice! looking for more tricks!

[hahahihihoho]

Originally Posted by mrl27

Great one bro. u can still get from the 5%.
What is the charges like in this chatlines? They got different rates rite?

Hi, yes chatting on phone chatline is expensive. cheapest ard is 50 cents a min but u got to make sure u strike in fast and know the difference between the fake and real ones.

[juicypie]

nice stimy story. i love it. please share yr story with MILF asap.thx

[hahahihihoho]

THE ONE WITH 4 KIDS

Calling the chatline as I mentioned before can be a Russian roulette activity. There have been too many countless times I left my number to ladies only to have horny gays panting in the background when they call me or those ridiculous high pitch voices that sounds like a chicken about to be slaughtered.

For some apparent reason, gays love calling early in the morning and late at night. I guess it’s the male instinct to be horny after u wake up or before u go to sleep. Thus, I always make it a point to call anytime in between 11am to 9pm. Any other timing is too risky.

The one with the 4 kids was somewhat a surprise. I called one night ard 7pm and as usual scoured thru the throngs of PRC,gays and operators. Its amusing sometimes. You can laugh to urself over messages like “I’m a horny and sexy lady, 36C cup, my husband is out of town. Anyone wanna come over for a good fun,no strings attached”….LOL.

Sometimes it goes like this “Who wanna go hotel with me?”. I guess there are fools out there.

Nevertheless, my hopes were about to be in vain until I heard a very soft and gentle into “Hi,Anyone for a chat out there.Matured guys preferred”.

I decided to try my luck here. Gave my full intro and waited for a reply.

Without much waiting, a reply came in

Ying Yi is 38, has a boyfren who is not married to her but has had 4 kids with him. She is working as a waiter in a banquet. Malaysian, her husband is staying in M’sia while she and her four kids are studying here.

Taking the chat offline, we became to chat abt life. She grumbled abt her tough life here and about how things are nt as easy as it seems. From the long conversation, one could tell that she needed someone to talk to,that she was lonely and shae had not many friends around.

I adopt another policy. To never treat every single person u chat with as an opportunity to bonk and only to offer or suggest the bonking session when both sides are comfortable and most importantly to state it in clearly as possible with no secret agenda

My chat with Ying Yi stretched for an hour or plus, in which she went on to describe her children.

Another tip from me. How do u test water that a lady is open to be physical before u make ur move. Ask her about her experiences with other chatline guys. How did it go? What did they do? Drift the conversation to how it applies to you. If a lady says that she always gets turn off by horny men, u know u know its not going to be easy. Some ladies do inform they are very open to having flings and all that as the conversation drags on. Her past experiences in meeting guys can be a rough gauge of how she is like.

Ying Yi informs me about her time in the past meeting guys and just kept it short saying that she keeps in touch with someof them and not others.

Casually,I asked her is she is free for the night and if she would like to meet up? She replied asking me what I would like to do.

For me,I love honesty and I do not like to cheat or lie to ladies. This is some form of respect.

So I told her directly. That I was lonely like she did and would like to meet her for some intimate fun. As a precaution, I informed her again about how I dun mind if she rejects me if she sees me unsuitable, or she can back out anytime if she is not happy.

Typically, this caught her by surprise but as reality sinks in, she told me “Actually,this is not too bad. I dun mind if we can start with petting first but what abt my children? They are at home.No one to take care”.


After much deliberation, she decided to let me go into her bedroom once she can put her children to sleep. At about 10pm, I drove down to her place in Macpherson, a rented house of 3 rooms with 2 bedrooms, one for her children to share and one for herself. I waited downstairs for her to come down to invite me up as I wanted her to have a look at me first before deciding.

Ying Yi came down and from a distance as she walked, she looked like your typical housewife, worn out and tired. She wore an oversize white singlet,obviously worn out and out of shape from too many frequent use. She paired this with a rather cheap cream coloured bra, those that u see selling for cheaps. Her breasts was drooping, possibly a drooping cup C on the low end. She had a slight tummy but not too much. She paired her white singlet with a pair of khaki Bermudas. Not too baggy and not too tight. The ones u see older housewifes wear. She had straight hair to shoulder length, not too long not too short but I could see a slight hairline in the hair parting where she has possible loss quite a bit of hair. All in all, she was not ur hot housewife with the magically blessed body and a hot face. She was ur typical local housewife.She was from my judgement, 1.6m and about 60kg

I got out of my car and said hello to her. She was taken aback. A younger guy was standing in front of her adnd she added this with a slight shy and embarrassed face.

“You look so young.I very pai seh leh. I so old”

Me: “no lah. No issues.U look presentable too. Ur not too bad also u know. So u find me okay? Can or not?”.

“Of course okay lah.I only worried about u if u want me”.

Me: “No worries,I like u. Shall we go up then”.

The above is not the exact text but more or less what I can remember.

Going up the lift, we chatted about each other. Asking her about her expectations and if I met it and also she reminding me this is her first time bringing a guy home.

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I informed her that I do not want to damage her marriage and this would be something we do not as a scandalous long term affair but something we both to fulfill our loneliness. She liked that and its great knowing she had a same wavelength as me on this.

Reaching her place, the rooms were all dark and the children were all asleep. Silently, I tiptoed into her bedroom,bringing my shoes in so that her neighbours wont suspect.

Once inside the room, she on her toilet lights to minimize the bedroom light and locked the bedroom door.

I did not hesitate any longer cos I felt the darkness was already just right. As she went to her make up desk to put her belongings one by one..her HP,housekeys as she took them out from her Bermudas pocket, I went up behind her and wrapped my arms around her and put my face close to her.

She replied by rubbing her cheeks to mine and I could smell the sweet smell of her cheeks briefly. She then decided we shuld take a shower first.

With this, I helped her out of her clothes. Removing her singlet and bra, I could see her drooping breasts clearly. They were not too bad actually. I would say the smaller side of C cup with huge pinkish nipples and a huge tits to go with. Hmmm, I wonder how much more bigger those tits can be when she is horny. I teased her by weighing those breasts with my palms as they drooped. She giggled and I told her those are nice looking ones.

Her tummy was not too big but there were stretch marks.

I then proceeded to take off my own shirt and shorts ans we both proceeded to the toilet.

Nothing much happened here to be honest. Not ur China PRC prostitute kind of treatment. She took a quick wash then quickly wrapped herself in a towel followed by me.

I wanted to warm her up further and told her “hei, why not u sit by the side of the bed while I give u a shoulder massage?”

She obliged. With my fingers,I gave her a nice shoulder massage and whispered to her to relax and push the stress away. I then proceeded to the head where I massaged her temple. She immediately relaxed her muscles,I could feel shoulders falling and her head tilting to one side,enjoying the massage.

As she got more relaxed, I guided her to go onto the bed,still seated. I went to the back of the bed and leaned back on the bed backing, open my legs apart,I guided her to sit in between my legs,her butt touching my dick facing away from me. Repeatedly I whispered her to relax while I gently massage her shoulders,back and neck.

My dick was getting harder at the same time and she felt my hard dick rubbing on her ass crack. Her breathing became slightly heavier and longer. Moving from the shoulders, I slide my hands down her shoulders to her arms and then to her waist while I gently blow to her ears. I then slide my hands up her chest and rubbed it gently on her breasts, caressing her drooping breasts.With my palms weighing in on her breasts, I stroked the under side of her breasts with my four fingers while my thumb gently tickled her tits. While doing this, I started kissing her neck and licked my tongue over her neck. Each time and occasionally, I would insert my tongue into her ear and this made her heaved a loud pant of breath.

Her tits got harder. In fact, it grew in size and protruded even more. By then,from the touch of my thumb,I could feel it to be a slightly smaller than a five cent coin. This ws really good.

She lifted both her hands and used her hands to press my head into her neck deeper. Her breath got louder and her body started to swerve and shake due to her horniness.It was like as though she was doing some Arabian dance while seated. She used her butt to press down on my dick but it was difficult cos she was seated after all.

I knew she was horny. Using my legs which was wider than hers, I interlocked my legs with her while behind her both of us sitting down on the mattress and forced her legs to spread wider apart. This made her pussy open wide and my dick got closer to her ass.

The next thing made her go wild. Using my left hand, I used middle finger and gently stroke and dug on her pussy. Wow, it was already wet and it was dripping on the bedsheet. I didn’t realize it until my palm touched the bedsheet while looking for her pussy in the dark with my hand. I stroke it gently but deeper and deeper with each stroke. At the same time, I used my right hand and gently gave her right breasts a gentle squeeze repeatedly. At the same time, my tongue was frenching her as she tilted her head back to kiss me. At the same time, with my interlocked legs, I slide my legs with hers u and down and out toes interlocked each other.

She gave out loud moans mixed with her heavy breathing. She used her right hand while im doing all the above to grab my cock and shake it, trying to force it into her ass crack. Her other hand was supporting herself as she leaned on me.

Sensing her horniness at a high and my dick hard, I lifted her on top of me facing up the ceiling while I lie down below her with our legs still interlocked. This took her by surprise and she yelled a little. I covered her mouth and told her to relax again and she nodded.

Me: Why dun u slide ur pussy into my dick now

“But I cant see u. I wanna face u”

Me: Just try it.

Taking the condom we placed beside us,she helped me to put it on. She slide her pussy into my hard long dick and we both began to pump each other,shaking up and down repeatedly. It was easy to slide my dick in as she had a wet dripping pussy and I could feel her juices dripping into my balls and onto the bedsheet.

As she moved up and down,she used both her hands to support herself by pressing on the bed,with me below her. My two hands massaged her breasts while I shaked my bvody to repeatedly move my dick in and out of her pussy. Occassionally I had to force her mouth to shut as she wanted to scream in pain and pleasure.

I shot into my condom soon after.

As we both relaxed after I shot into her. I could feel she was not fully satisfied. Taking a short break where we rested for about 15 mins, I decided to go for round two. This time, I spread her legs apart while she rested seated on a pillow leaning back on the bed backing frame. Facing her with my legs apart too, I made her wet again by gently using my fingers of my right hand to stroke her pussy. My left hand stroke her tits again to make it hard. She kept looking at me with the “im getting horny face”, occasionally tilting her head back and moaning each time I dig deeper.

Unable to take it anymore, she rushed forward and grabbed me, pressed me on the bed. Without asking,she sat on top of me in cowgirl position inserting her pussy into my dick (lucky my condom was still on), she pressed her pussy deep into my dick and moved up and down with so much force. Her pussy was like this suction cup that grabbed my dick. She grabbed both my hands and put them onto her breasts,using her hands to squeeze my hands,signaling me to squeeze those breasts.When I managed to do it, She leaned back and used her hands to support on my thigh while she moved her body up and down while she humped me and I squeezed her breasts. By now I have shot into her for the seond time but she still kept pushing her self in and out and press herself down on me. When she was satisfied, overcoming her climax,she leaned forward,my dick still in her, and began to slow down, her breathing slowed down again and she buried her face beside my neck.

Feeling satisfied, we took a rest,cuddling each other in the darkness while I continue to slowly carress her tits while she continued to kiss me on the neck.


Next story “The one who was ugly and insane”

[juicypie]

gosh..i'm getting wet reading yr lovely stories, u are kinky in sex. love it

[Libra]

WOW!

those were the days!

[zhot]

Nice. Waiting for your next advantage.

[Zero2Sixty]

Camping here for your next story.

[naturegreen]

Nice erotic chatline story. But TS, from the way your described May, I am sure she isn't a first-timer in this. Too automatic of her in the foreplay. But can I know how much you actually spent in total for the cost of the chatlines +damage $200 before you managed to bag her?

[hahahihihoho]

Originally Posted by naturegreen

Nice erotic chatline story. But TS, from the way your described May, I am sure she isn't a first-timer in this. Too automatic of her in the foreplay. But can I know how much you actually spent in total for the cost of the chatlines +damage $200 before you managed to bag her?

chatline for newbies can be frustrating. u send messages and u realise no one replies or u start toking to an operator for some time and realise as the conversation go deeper its getting no where.

Remember the policy, intro and sound nice. make an attempt to get offline chats and u saved the $$ there.

These days,i dun spend anymore than 5 mins each time i call. cos i can quickly scan and know who is the real ones and who is not.

[hahahihihoho]

The One who was ugly and insane.

This is going to be a long one guys but officially my top 3 unforgettable experience. There are many conversations in this story and I cant remember so I had to made up cos I cant remember how the actually conversation was like but the essence is there.

Calling the chatline can sometimes be a frustrating time for anyone who is out to just look for a bonk. I tink girls these days are not as gullible as they used to be and they know their rights, limits and cautions well.

The next person who I knew over the chatline was somewhat a total opposite of this. I called the chatline one late afternoon. After laughing off some of the operators and gays as usual, I pounced upon a very weird introduction. A soft voice was in the background. Initially I could not make out what was being said and I had to repeat the introduction no less than 4 times. Slowly making out word by word, It went something like “Hello,I need some help.I dun need money.I need companion for a meet up”.

Not expecting anything or a reply, I gave my intro anywhere saying that Im free and I could probably meet her up.Sincerely, I was not really in the mood to bonk anyone that day but just hoping to talk to someone but I decided to give in and gave it a try.

The reply was weird too. Without any introduction, she asked me for my number and I gave it to her. Less than 15 seconds later, my hp was ringing with a private number caller.

“Hello, are u the guy from chatline just now?”

Me: “Yeah hi. U call quite fast”.

“I don’t like to waste time. You can meet me how long”

Me: “Err,im free whole day”

“U drive to my place now,pick me up and then we go somewhere near my place.How fast can u get here?”

Me: “U dun want to ask me anything abt me?”:

“No Need. U want to come or not?If not I hang up and find someone else.You want yu come fetch me now. Don’t waste time okay.”

Me: “err, alright”

“You come to Tampines now Blk so-so. Where u stay?”

Me:”Sembawang”

“I wait for you 45 mins.u dun come in 45 mins we forget it lor.Simple as that”

Me:”But ur number.How I contact u?”

“I be there. I wont cheat you. You want you come,dun want don’t come”


She hung up.

The conversation I could not remember but this was the essence of it. The conversation lasted maybe 4 mins? It felt like I was talking to some female gang member who is going to deal with me. The voice sounded so different from the one in the chatline.

In other occasions, I would probably have liked curse this person and then call it a day for my chatline hunting but as I mentioned earlier, I did not have anything in mind. So I tot,what the heck, if she dun appear,I just make my way to Ikea and walk ard, then maybe do grocery shopping at Giant which is beside.

As I drove down the TPE towards Tampines, I received another call on my hp. Private number again.

“Hello,are u on the way already.Still got how long?”

Me:”Yeah,maybe 15 mins time. Driving now”.

She hung up.