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15-01-2011, 11:47 PM
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Uncle's mistress
After a few hours of window shopping at IMM, I was feeling hungry so i went to my favorite hainanese eating place on the ground floor of the shopping centre. Placed my order for a pork chop dinner set. Found a table at the back of the eating house then whipped out my handphone to check my emails while waiting for dinner to be served. Suddenly my attention was diverted to a couple placing their dinner order at the counter.
The guy was a 60+ old short and chubby uncle (towkay type). Well dressed with the typical bling bling rolex on his hand. The real reason why I was suddenly distracted - I was eyeing at the lady accompanying him. What a stunning beauty! A late 20 old chio bu with a hot sexy hourglass figure wearing a low cut white blouse and a black mini skirt. Instant nose bleed effect even when you see her from a distance. Even the male waiters and customers were happy looking at the sexy babe (a welcome change of scenery). I was guessing whether the couple is related in some way .... Daughter, niece or perhaps his young wife .... Dun think so lah my hunch - she might be the uncle's kept woman as such thing is quite common. There was a vacant table in front of my table. I was crossing my finger that they would choose that table. Bingo! My prayers answered, haha.... A much better and closer view of the chio bu hehehe.... I focused my slight on her cleavage then shifted to her big c + (.) (.) straining on the fabric of the white blouse .... I was so busy staring at her boobs then I failed to notice that she was looking in the direction of my table. Shit! She noticed that my roving eyes were locked on her twin peaks. I was pleasantly surprised when she just gave me a teasing sweet smile - acknowledging my appreciation of her busty figure. Better not push my luck. Thk goodness - my pork chop set arrived to save the day. About 15 mins later as I was about to finish my meal, the uncle suddenly stood up and gave the lady a heavy slap on her face. Whack! Everyone in the eating house was shocked. Leaving her to endure the humiliating stares by strangers, he walked to the counter, paid the bill then walked towards the exit of the shopping centre. What a mxxxxx fxxxxx! Man, i wanted to just go and grab the old fart and beat him to a bloody pulp. The lady started to sob silently with her head bowed down slightly. Without thinking twice (somewhat out of character), I stood up and walked towards her. I took out a tissue and offered to her. She looked at me with her big teary eyes. To be continued .... 
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15-01-2011, 11:58 PM
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Re: Uncle's mistress
camping for the continuation...
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#3
16-01-2011, 12:11 AM
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Re: Uncle's mistress
waiting for yur update..camping here.
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16-01-2011, 12:19 AM
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Re: Uncle's mistress
Myself: Why did he slap you? Are you ok?
Chiobu: I told him not to be stupid. Hainan Chicken Rice originated from Hainan and not Singapore. You stupid Singaporeans always like to claim the credit for other people's creations. China Chinese are the best and then he slapped me. Myself: Don't be stupid. The chickens Singapore import from China are meant for sex, not for food. Singapore is such a small place, where got room to rear chickens. This chicken you are eating is from Johor. I then slapped her again and walk away.
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16-01-2011, 12:36 AM
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Re: Uncle's mistress
*sets up camp*
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16-01-2011, 12:44 AM
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Re: Uncle's mistress
He he he...good one Bro Xgenre
 TS....please continue  Quote:
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#11
16-01-2011, 12:50 AM
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Re: Uncle's mistress
Brother, chicken rice is way too greasy. You eat that stuff? I stick to Western style chicken wraps.
Ask not what SG society can do for you but what you can do for SG society.
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#12
16-01-2011, 01:02 AM
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Re: Uncle's mistress
Quote:
DH: "hey, why did that Bro Xgenre slap you? Mei Ni: "I told him his father was baoyang me and had given his December pay to me" DH:"Then why did that old man slap you?" Mei Ni: "After I told him I was going back to China with DirtyHairy" DH: " I then slap here, and I walk away!
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16-01-2011, 01:05 AM
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Re: Uncle's mistress
Ooops...late lah...lao hua..so typed wrongly lah...the last line should be
DH: I then slap her and I walk away!
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16-01-2011, 01:36 AM
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Re: Uncle's mistress
Pls continue TS
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16-01-2011, 01:47 AM
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Re: Uncle's mistress
Quote:
 .... I am so tempted to change the tread title to "the origin of chicken rice - the facts that you do not know"
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