How to measure dick size (it's about girth, not thickness)

[SirKyle]

Alright, let me start by apologizing for the 3 empty threads I started yesterday. There always was a database error and this resulted. I'm really sorry about that.
Now, I'm trying again (fingers crossed)
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Dear ladies (as many of you there really may be here) and fellow brothers,

inspired by girls like her looking for huge dongs
http://sammyreviews.store/showthread.php?t=232471
I want to shed some light into how a penis should reliably be measured.

No offense obviously: If that's what you want, then go ahead and look for it. I'm basically trying to help you to formulate your request in a proper way.

Given that the avg penis seems to be somewhere between 5-6.5 inch (barely depending on height and race btw, no matter how much caucasian brothers like me might want to make you believe), I have my doubt that there's a ton of ppl around meeting 7inch in length (if it's measured in the way that I'm thinking).

Essentially there's two lengths: Put a ruler (not a tape) to your pubic bone and measure to the tip of your erect tool and you get your not-bone-pressed-erect length. Press the ruler into your pubic bone (through whatever fat layers there might be) and you get your bone-pressed erect length.

Basically I guess anyone can figure that out, but I'm still on a rant here b/c the request for thickness seems (way) over the top to me. As brother mrbukkake (page 3) pointed out. 3 inch diameter will give over 9 inch in girth which is really rare or more like non-existent.
Anyways, and this might be the main point of this thread, Thickness is a horrible way to measure your tool just b/c it's incredibly inaccurate. Ask for girth instead.
Go 6inch (15.3cm) if you like big, go 7inch (17.8cm) if you like extremely big, but expect to be lied to.

And b/c the prejudice is that girls have difficulty estimating size (me too btw), I measured a typical hair spray can to give you some comparison. Not that it's less than 17cm (6.7inch) in girth and I can't even close my fingers around it. Now, dear ladies, my hands are somewhat short/small for my height, but if you're the typical 1.60-1.70m Asian girl, my hands are still at least as big as yours.

So yeah, there you have it, this is what 22cm x 17cm (8.6inch x 6.7inch) look like.



Thanks for reading.

PS: Hairspray can text is dutch, bought in a French supermarket. I'm not from either of these countries.

[SirKyle]

it finally worked. If a mod could delete my other 3 attempts, that would be great

[tattoofetish22]

Originally Posted by SirKyle

Alright, let me start by apologizing for the 3 empty threads I started yesterday. There always was a database error and this resulted. I'm really sorry about that.
Now, I'm trying again (fingers crossed)
----------
Dear ladies (as many of you there really may be here) and fellow brothers,

inspired by girls like her looking for huge dongs
http://sammyreviews.store/showthread.php?t=232471
I want to shed some light into how a penis should reliably be measured.

No offense obviously: If that's what you want, then go ahead and look for it. I'm basically trying to help you to formulate your request in a proper way.

Given that the avg penis seems to be somewhere between 5-6.5 inch (barely depending on height and race btw, no matter how much caucasian brothers like me might want to make you believe), I have my doubt that there's a ton of ppl around meeting 7inch in length (if it's measured in the way that I'm thinking).

Essentially there's two lengths: Put a ruler (not a tape) to your pubic bone and measure to the tip of your erect tool and you get your not-bone-pressed-erect length. Press the ruler into your pubic bone (through whatever fat layers there might be) and you get your bone-pressed erect length.

Basically I guess anyone can figure that out, but I'm still on a rant here b/c the request for thickness seems (way) over the top to me. As brother mrbukkake (page 3) pointed out. 3 inch diameter will give over 9 inch in girth which is really rare or more like non-existent.
Anyways, and this might be the main point of this thread, Thickness is a horrible way to measure your tool just b/c it's incredibly inaccurate. Ask for girth instead.
Go 6inch (15.3cm) if you like big, go 7inch (17.8cm) if you like extremely big, but expect to be lied to.

And b/c the prejudice is that girls have difficulty estimating size (me too btw), I measured a typical hair spray can to give you some comparison. Not that it's less than 17cm (6.7inch) in girth and I can't even close my fingers around it. Now, dear ladies, my hands are somewhat short/small for my height, but if you're the typical 1.60-1.70m Asian girl, my hands are still at least as big as yours.

So yeah, there you have it, this is what 22cm x 17cm (8.6inch x 6.7inch) look like.



Thanks for reading.

PS: Hairspray can text is dutch, bought in a French supermarket. I'm not from either of these countries.

y inspired by me????? y cant i look for 3" thick & 7" long????

every individual has got their own preference wat...... m i wrong in gettin my own preference for my own party?????????????

[SirKyle]

you can look for anything you want, as I said in my introduction.
My basic message is that you should look for 9inch girth/circumference instead. Have you tried measuring the thickness of something round like a bottle before? It's pretty difficult and not very precise, you know?
That's all I'm saying.

And I believe that 9inch girth is really, really rare, so I suggest you ask for pictures or something to confirm. The countless replies of "my tool certainly meets your requirement" seem somewhat off, but oh well.

[tattoofetish22]

Originally Posted by SirKyle

you can look for anything you want, as I said in my introduction.
My basic message is that you should look for 9inch girth/circumference instead. Have you tried measuring the thickness of something round like a bottle before? It's pretty difficult and not very precise, you know?
That's all I'm saying.

And I believe that 9inch girth is really, really rare, so I suggest you ask for pictures or something to confirm. The countless replies of "my tool certainly meets your requirement" seem somewhat off, but oh well.

thr's a will thr's a way & i can get it....

[mrbukkake]

Heh, nice post. Maybe you can put the (dick) can beside some other commonly found object in singapore so that we can better visualise and appreciate the size of the can.

[ashleygal]

this is interesting fact to know and thanks for the effort.


cheers,
Ash

[SirKyle]

Originally Posted by mrbukkake

Heh, nice post. Maybe you can put the (dick) can beside some other commonly found object in singapore so that we can better visualise and appreciate the size of the can.

looks like I'm doing anything stupid you're requesting but oh well. Kinda makes you wish I was a girl, but can't have everything bro.

Anyways. Here's a 1L Coke bottle that should be readily available. It's standing at a measly 30cm / 11.8 inch and has a girth of 23.7cm / 9.3 inch at the small waist (see picture) [This is only slightly bigger than the request of the other TS, remember]. The biggest girth is 26cm / 10.2 inch at the belly pieces (no pics, have some faith, it's not like I'm talking about my dick here, hehe )





So yeah, this should give you an easy test to find out whether your dick is average or not. Get one of those 1L coke bottles, saw off the bottom, carefully remove any sharp edges. Slowly insert your tool, making sure not to hit the edges. If you can barely do it, your average. If it seems impossible, you did either not properly remove the bottom, suffer from some sort of brain / movement impairment or your tool is actually slightly bigger than average. I'd double check the first two possibilities

[SirKyle]

about the other bros question: I have no idea how to tell the size of a vagina. Exceeds my engineering wisdom.
And I probably couldn't tell if she was faking either.

Also: Did the pics in the first post change somehow? No idea but they don't seem to work anymore...




oh well, hopefully this does the trick

[Penislol]

Thanks for the sharing. This is nice.