Materialistic questions from a materialistic lady

[unsung80]

Something to think of, some might have read it, for those who have not.. Am sure this would apply to some of the Singapore girls that some bros have encounter before.

A reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan to a pretty girl seeking a rich husband

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here.

I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.

You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?

I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.

If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I've met a few girls who don't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:

Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.

My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money" : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.

However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position".
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

Awesome and hilarious reply

I wonder who wrote that though MC does makes around half mio a year excluding bonus

Must keep this post for future usage

[wolflust]

Wonderful reply, act as a wake up call for those ladies who are too materialistic (materialistic ok but not some of the levels we see here in our life).

Besides financially, they want funny guy who gives them lots of freedom, etc, the long goes on and on.

[unsung80]

It strucks me when me and some bros were chilling out last night in pub. Talking about women with materialistic character bla bla bla, then this pops out while surfing the net. Good to share, good to share. heehee..

Thanks for the bro up me, will return you favor after 24 hrs. Drop me a PM if i forget. Cheers!

[callmebad]

this is a very thoughtful answer
this lady happens to meet a very brilliant guy

[kenta]

Face the truth, most and not all guys that earned alot will just hit and run with the right price tag.


Those who really earn that much have the IQ to prevent himself becoming a long term carrot head they aren't dumb.

conclusion: this kind of women will most likely ended up being passed around by so called rich guys as toys.

[chochochang2]

love the way he replied her

now that's humble pie for those out there who are too materialistic!

[Clazziquai]

Haha I've seen this story being passed around on facebook so many times already.......nothing new to me

[DCS17]

Oh well, such girls always around.

They want their bfs or hubby always around and rich. How guys can be rich when always around? guys need to work to get the money, yeah?

They want handsome but forget their own skin needs ironing too when time comes. They want sudden rich from guy, and yet forget the classic rule to richness. Work hard and work smart.

Once my ex french gf told me, Smart woman think up in their head, idiot woman think in between their legs.

TS, will up you in no time once my embargo of 24hrs is up.

[talkanythingsg]

What a fantastic reply..
very economic and realistic answer..:-)
btw, i'm new here and how to get up points like u guys?

[kurosaki ichigo]

Originally Posted by DCS17

Oh well, such girls always around.

They want their bfs or hubby always around and rich. How guys can be rich when always around? guys need to work to get the money, yeah?

They want handsome but forget their own skin needs ironing too when time comes. They want sudden rich from guy, and yet forget the classic rule to richness. Work hard and work smart.

Once my ex french gf told me, Smart woman think up in their head, idiot woman think in between their legs.

TS, will up you in no time once my embargo of 24hrs is up.

Why did you let go of your ex french girlfriend? Sounds like she is a smart woman

[tomvoyeur]

CEO of JP Morgan is Jamie Dimon. Dun think he will not pen his own name for such a op-ed. Mayb it's just an employee. Seen this somewhere before...

[jolenekoh]

i like the word ' leased'. these kinda women r just like whores. 'leased' for temporary ownership

[Johnston]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT someone should blast this over HWZ!!!

For those not in the know, two things

1) Senior Cockporate VP can earn around 1 million a year - and to be a Cockporate VP you need to know a lot of things and work more than 20+ years normally

2) J.P Morgan is a company which have tons of money

3) This illustrate precisly why to the rich, womens are toys and good luck marry them......

Whether or not it is the CEO Of JPMorgan doing that reply, the content of the reply is accurate as money can grow but beauty will fade.... he he he

[ibliz]

Hee's what I believe to be the original source of the story :
http://blogs.wsj.com/wealth/2007/10/...t-gold-digger/

And no, I do not think the banker in question is Jamie Dimon.