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Was at Batam Over the Week end with 4 brothers and i must say we had hell on an experience... This was my First Trip there and i must say What the HELL.... with experiences like this.. Batam could NEVER be boring...
pardon me for my use of language... my english has been failing since secondary sch... Here is the starting Lineup! XiaoHoUzi83 Toothbrush Skin Alphalaw Alphalaw's fren (sorry i keep forgetting ur nick!!!!! so difficult to remember!) MOT (Man of the Trip) goes to bro toothbrush! BOT (Bonker of trips) goes to Alphalaw's fren a total of at least 5 happening things happens to us.. right before the trip starts.... we are suppose to meet up on Sunday @ 0945 hrs at Habour Front control station.... was on the train reaching redhill station @ 0925 hrs when i recieve a call from bro toothbrush... me : "moshi moshi" toothbrush : "eh where u now?" me : "redhill loh.. reaching hf mrt in 15 mins like that.. why?" toothbrush : "ok i at otram park now.. meet u there okie??" me : "ok" ..click.. after 5 mins my phone rang again... toothbrush : "eh .. can you come out when u reach otram park???? i need your help..." me : "eh ... okok so where i meet u?" tooth : "in the toilet! call me when u reach" i was thinking wth.. no toilet paper juz ask someone to give la! do i look like a toilet paper man? but nonetheless.. brother is brother! cannot dua p/s * i ganna dua by one of the brother whom i decline to name *YET* like siao.... once i reach the destination i gave bro toothbrush a call... me "hey where u?" tooth "can u help me find place where got sell pants?" me "wtf? ok i will" it is only 930 in the morning lohx.. WHERE to find??????? go ard pearl center in but in avail... decided to call him say cannot find but i will keep looking (by now u should know what happen to him.....) if u still dun.. either u r retard or plain stupid... hint: stuck in toilet... need pants need i say more? was walking back to the mrt station when my phone rang... NOT UNTIL i saw this familar FACE wearing a BOXER coming out from the toilet DIRECTION... salute man... bro toothbrush decided not to dua our brothers here and decided to come out with hios boxer... hell yeah... HE IS GOING TO BATAM WITH HIS BOXERS ON!!!!!!! disclaimer : THIS IS NOT A STORY... EVERYTHING IF THE FR DID HAPPENS.. to be continue.... |
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Re: Batam Trip FR
so... the FR starts!
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Re: Batam Trip FR
hi
where the FR ? at A1 food centre with the teochew gal ? ....???? wanted to know more signoff batam popiah
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all dun touch! quite serious abt it okie..... sama as 12* n 7** (BUt both dunno where to find liaox) |
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dont write too long....or else i will doze off....ZZzzzzzzzz signoff batam popiah
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alright.. decide to call bro skin to tell him i will be late because my fren stuck in toilet... but he does not believe me...
i ASSURED him that he will know what is going on once i reach... and he does... ok to cut the FR short... lets fast forward it to the part when we reach batam... reached batam.. got a taxi and the counter and proceed to our hotel (in which we latter discovered is haunted) ask the driver to wait up while we drop our luggage... into the hotel rm.. and we go cewek hunting!!!!! please note that we still have not gone to any shopping mall AND bro toothbrush is STILL in his Boxers.... lucky is those with blue lines... if it is those with sponge bob square pants... i think i will LAUGH TILL i drop.... to tell the truth.. i did not hole any high expectation when we go into those discos..... so we go to the driver's recommendation 1st joint.... (btw we were told that he earns abt 40k commison per ger we book) so those lower than that u all will know is bluff bluff one hor... wow.. 1st place not the bad.... quite a few pretty ones... since bro alphalaw says this is those not so pop one... i decide to look out for others... rather than to book first... went to the second joint, then the third.... ALL the bro can see my face frm =) become =( then become X.X haha no choice go to those better place like hollywood... hais.. all girl ganna book liaox.... and bro toothbrush make a name for himself with the girls.. apprently batam ppl know better WHAT IS A BOXER than their singapore counterparts... finally got ourself the girls and we decide to go shopping a lil (bro toothbrush finally got himself some winter wear for his lil brother... to be continue.... |
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here is the shorten FR... i will post the continue of the story tomolo...
hehe.. got myself a cewek... ok la quite sweet.... but then cannot communicate.... no bj (cos i din ask) and fj alright .. tight! hehe bonked 3 times.... or 4... cannot remember... and bro skin tried her tooo... with the 4 of us IN THE ROOM.. woooot... i also fall in love with a girl working at A1... damn.. i love heR! |
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to tohr bros who r there too.. pls write ur own FR...
i will wirte the story... also disco and when u all meet also write.. cos i am not THERE!!!! lolx |
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you went to batam on 1st of may?
what time you reached batam center? i was there around 12 am plus waiting for a friend coming i went there on friday afternoon where do you stay? i went to sindu happy on sunday night to tar pau crabs |
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![]() tar pau crabs why go Sindo Happy .. go Batu Besar mah .. hahaha
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Yo bros! Sorry i came so late into the tread ah, anyway I am that Alphalaw fren lo, my nick is blurcock (very chimz meh?)
Lao Gao, rmb my nick ah, gonna see u 2 weeks later one. ![]() my FR I otang 1st, post tmr or wat, now tired liao. go koonz. hehe.
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![]() The FR really very summarised, the "fun" part all censored. lol ![]()
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Yah, went on Sunday Mourning till Monday Night... ![]() Took the 10.50a.m Ferry. I reached on time as always, so nothing do, sit on the floor like beggar at HF, saw alot of hungry predators buying tickets, and collecting free condoms from the trio condom despatcher.... so aga aga can know cewek quantity is depleting, and fast. ![]()
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