山木庚 meets his quota for 2013 to look doubly queer

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PEASANTPORE: If cyber vandalism leads to Familee's reputation or political influence being endangered, then that cyber vandalism is akin to terrorism.

This point was made by Minion for Kangaroo Law and Vassal Affairs 山木庚 at a talk fest with a peasant university students on Wednesday evening.

He said the regime takes cyber vandalism very seriously because of it will embolden Jane Austen's followers to take more potshots at the autocratic regime using information technology wizardry.

Addressing the queries of the students, 山木庚 said Familee will be perceived as weak if it does not kill a few chickens to warn off the chimps. However old peasants in the know realized the anti-regime crackers have not attacked the commercial sector or even took down any banking and financial systems.

He also cited the recent case of the Peasantpore Art Museum website, where peasants's personal data was compromised.

山木庚 said cyber attacks could yield other consequences if and only if Ruler Loong is pissed off but if peasants were the victims, the Poodles will take complaints with a pinch of salt.

He said the regime and the Familee are intricately linked, so an attack on the Familee is tantamount to declaring war on the regime.

“So give you an example, loan sharking only affect poor peasants, has no impact on Familee, lackeys or minions, so do you think we care?,” sneered 山木庚.

“When somebody says, ‘you, the regime, or you, the lackeys of the Lees, do not try to censor the Internet, and if you don't agree, then we hack you to show your rich overly educated minions' incompetence and expose your cheapo outsourced IT infrastructure......you think Familee will sit down and drink a cup of tea and order 'cha siew bao'?."

"When you say you crack into pro-regime websites, you are attacking the Familee...in two ways.

One, when peasants' data are stolen, that's peasants' problems. But if the regime data is spooked or our Jiat Leow Bee President is labeled as such, means never give face to Ruler Loong or Familee, then means declare war on regime liao lor. Second, the peasants is here to serve regime and kowtow Ruler Loong, I know many peasants are rejoicing that Ang Mohs got balls and call Phony Tan Jiat Leow Bee but I say hor, while we cannot do much to fight back, I want to remind peasants that they still have to kowtow Ruler Loong five times daily after this storm blows over," 山木庚 reminded peasants.

The Minion said there are the Asiatic ways to voice disagreement with regime policies, but western style cyber hacking is not one of them.

He reminded peasant undergrads cyber attacks are no different from other crimes, when Ruler Loong's reputation gets a thumping.

He added that Peasantpore is a society that values Asiatic style obedience to the Ruler, and the soon-to-be-censored internet should not be used as a tool to make Ruler Loong bad, especially when Old Autocrat is visiting Lord Yama soon.

山木庚 said: "Any Prince or Regime will generally try to be funny and restrict individual freedom and censor information in accordance to Shina Legalist statecraft aka '支那法制'. The idea must be to give peasants minimal freedom. Laws come and only to the extent that is necessary to prevent peasants from regaining their human rights from serfship and from harming Familee and their lackeys."

山木庚 also said the regime will still pay peanuts and hire cheap Pinoys or Nehs as outsourced cyber cheapskates to guard against advanced Ang Moh cyber attacks. He reminded IDA to constantly check on their Nehs and Pinoys to ensure they patch the IT systems as promised when they win cheap outsourcing contracts.

But there will be crackers who will continue to try to test the system and make Ruler Loong look like an idiot despite His Excellency's purported Mathematical ability.


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