Latest news ! Pappies are vaccinated against this ailment. Non-pappies excluded.

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All pappies have already received this vaccination. From the highest level in the cabinet to the grassroot leaders and porlumpars. They have all received the vaccination through injection, against a contagious ailment that will plague the nation of Singapore soon, according to many inside sources that wished to remain anonymous.

Civil servants who pledged allegiance to the mainstream pappies will be given the privilege to receive this vaccination too. They are to receive their vaccinations in batches, to ensure orderly immunization against the disease. Twenty mobile medical teams will be dispatched to government offices to administer the vaccination for the civil servants and employees of statutory boards and government-linked organizations.

The vaccine will cause chronic immunosuppression of the conscience, leading to malignant self-denial and ultimately, precipitating into end-stage
shyness-resistance. The collective effect of the vaccine is neurological resistance to international embarrassment, high readings of snobbery, and slow response to change.

With the recent onslaught of MRT breakdowns, Little India riots and many other ignominious fiascos ...... all gaining international attention, the pappies figured out that the entire government will need this vaccination.

They specially ordered the vaccines from the UN Medical Services.

The name of the vaccine, aptly named, is called Pachyderm II.



Brubeck, reporting for Screw Pappies News Agency


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